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nerd baby ([personal profile] selfimage) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-07-28 03:25 pm

VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****
heavyhitter: well you ARE. you're fucking adorable. (look at you you think you're cute)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-07-30 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hell no, I'm not giving you time to practice. You'll get to see how it works when I come back.
backthatup: (all the boys wanna come and play)

[personal profile] backthatup 2016-07-30 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean that you're willing to go easy on me until I understand it?
heavyhitter: (now look at me in all my glory)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-07-30 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You get two pity rounds, then I go hard.
backthatup: (but they can't)

[personal profile] backthatup 2016-07-30 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that is fair.

[ ........ ]

Will you be sad when you lose? Shall I think of something to give in as a consolation prize? [ Peace and tranquility and becoming something of a monk don't mean he doesn't remember shit-talking before a match. ]
Edited 2016-07-30 18:57 (UTC)
heavyhitter: loud and brash, only eighteen (she is the dancing queen)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-07-30 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, look at you! Confident little shit. Save that for after you see how long I've had to practice it, alright?
backthatup: (Default)

[personal profile] backthatup 2016-07-30 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Soft tsk. ]

That will make your defeat even more crushing.
heavyhitter: (see you on the dueling ground)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-07-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, aren't you gonna be embarrassed when I get there.

Ramir, by the way.
backthatup: (bend and snap)

[personal profile] backthatup 2016-07-30 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
If I am, I fear you won't be able to see it. [ Faceplate, lol. ]

Genji. It's a pleasure to meet a new challenger after so long.
heavyhitter: (if we slept together) (i might like you better)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-07-31 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, I'll know. I always know.

Anyway, see you soon — ETA's maybe an hour.
backthatup: (Default)

Handwave, action?

[personal profile] backthatup 2016-08-01 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I look forward to it.