VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[predomination]

Actually, that was just an example of what I'd do with that much gold.

[ever so cheerfully] My fantasies usually involved creating things no one has ever seen before.

[dbag]

What, you're some kind of inventor?

[predomination]

[pssh. labels.]

Of a sort. These days I mostly just run my shop, but...

[stuff, lori. things.]

[dbag]

And you sell... what, exactly? If you don't specify, you know everyone's gonna think of one kind of shop, so I'm assuming you run an adult [ air quotes ] store until otherwise specified. [ How embarrassing!!! ]

[predomination]

[that gets a legitimate chortle out of him, though he seems to be putting up quite a front of being embarrassed and not even caring that it's obvious he's just fronting.] My, if that's where your mind goes first, then it's very telling. It's just a candy store. How embarrassing...

[dbag]

[ He holds up a finger— ] Hey, no, it's not just where my mind goes, it's where everyone's mind goes. When you're being cagey like that, it is totally normal to assume it's something weird, don't pin this on me just because you didn't fess up about your quote-unquote candy store.

[predomination]

[so innocent and surprised and SHOCKED, DEAR SIR] Haah. Was I being cagey? [yes you were] My, my I guess I just got caught up in all this mystery. You have to admit, it's easy to lose yourself in the game, even if it really isn't the same without drinking.