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nerd baby ([personal profile] selfimage) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-07-28 03:25 pm

VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****
dbag: ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜᴄᴋ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ʜᴀʀᴅ, ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ. (pic#10209382)

[personal profile] dbag 2016-08-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, ha, ha. Also not my way. I was being nice, it's like you want me to roast you. Do you want me to roast you? Because I totally will if you want me to.
cachemoney: (fuckin jaundice icon)

[personal profile] cachemoney 2016-08-04 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it'd be funny to see you try, yes.
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[personal profile] dbag 2016-08-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay, right. Funny. We'll see about that. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but I'm gonna roast you. I'm gonna roast you like no one has ever roasted before. So, so watch out, 'cause I'll, uh. Wherever you are, I'll be there, taking copious notes. For roasting purposes. Sooooo, yeah.
cachemoney: (haha??)

[personal profile] cachemoney 2016-08-04 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my god. Just don't hurt yourself trying so hard. [Because he's a tryhard, that's the joke.]
dbag: ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡᴏʀsᴇ! ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅᴇʀ! (pic#10388058)

[personal profile] dbag 2016-08-07 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, don't hurt your...self... uh, worrying about how bad I'm gonna get you.

I'mmmm gonna go now. Don't forget to do some embarrassing stuff so I can use it as material.