VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[secondnature]

I fly a robot lion. What do you think?

[selfimage]

That you must have a killer network provider.

[secondnature]

I don't bother to talk to people on the internet most of the time. Sounds pretty pointless, if you ask me.

[Since that's what Loki was getting at.]

[selfimage]

[ there's the briefest moment where Loki stares at him dully, and then sighs and throws up a hand in an exaggerated gesture. ]

So while you're familiar with the internet, you're still unfamiliar with the way forums work. Anyone can say anything they want in the comments, you don't have to look at them, but sometimes, it's hard not to.

[secondnature]

I dunno, it doesn't seem all that hard to me.

[Because Keith is an antisocial tunnel vision moron.]

[selfimage]

Well, if you want to call it hard ...

[ what. ]

[secondnature]

[Inappropriate joke.








Keith's head.]

I literally just said that it wasn't hard!