text, @TARANTO, day 2 of the cave in

[heavyhitter]

[ it might take a while for this whole post to load on the bling comm, what with the awful reception going around, but it'll pop up eventually: ]

hey do you guys wanna hear the saddest story in the world? of course you do

so i was down here, you know, trapped and bored, and fucking around on my cell even though that's maybe not my best idea ever because there's sure as hell no solar recharge down here and what else am i gonna do for light, make a torch (hell no)
anyway point is i just noticed it's my fucking birthday today back home
so this is probably the shittiest birthday yet
i just wanted to make you guys all aware of how bad you should be feeling for me. as soon as i punch my way out of here i'll start accepting pity/condolence/regular birthday presents, so have them ready

Comments

[whatshimadayou]

Happy Birthday. Now get out of the cave.

[heavyhitter]

wow thanks so much i'll get right on that

[whatshimadayou]

You are stronger and smarter than you appear.
I am certain you will.
And when we do manage to leave, we will follow up on your day.

[heavyhitter]

whoa hey what the fuck
i am not

[ well the strong part maybe, BUT DON'T BLOW HER FAVORITE DUMBASS COVER, HANZO.... ]