text, @TARANTO, day 2 of the cave in

[heavyhitter]

[ it might take a while for this whole post to load on the bling comm, what with the awful reception going around, but it'll pop up eventually: ]

hey do you guys wanna hear the saddest story in the world? of course you do

so i was down here, you know, trapped and bored, and fucking around on my cell even though that's maybe not my best idea ever because there's sure as hell no solar recharge down here and what else am i gonna do for light, make a torch (hell no)
anyway point is i just noticed it's my fucking birthday today back home
so this is probably the shittiest birthday yet
i just wanted to make you guys all aware of how bad you should be feeling for me. as soon as i punch my way out of here i'll start accepting pity/condolence/regular birthday presents, so have them ready

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[heavyhitter]

it's a personal holiday, everyone gathers round and celebrates how great ramir is

[perma_banned]

[Ban stared. He imagined Ramir beating up people and demanding they celebrate her special holiday.]

...You a baroness or somethin'?

[heavyhitter]

yeah sure
and so is everyone else on their birthday

[perma_banned]

Ah? I don't have one of those. Nobody gave me one.

[That he knew of.

Though, his was pretty sad.]