I used to be a caregiver at an orphanage. I'm fairly used to this by now.

[ To some degree, she hopes that explains why she is so ready and willing to for children. ]

They said a tall, white haired man pointed them here. After asking which one, who's just as loud and obnoxious as another, they said really tall. You should be flattered, one of them even said you had spider limbs.

[ Kids are so precious. But really- ]

Might I ask you why you did this?