_{[ Gintoki blinks a few times when Alice chimes in. Thank goodness. Gintoki scratches his cheek and then nods, crossing his arms. He seems a little but more confident when he speaks next: ]}

Ah, well. He was sent to Earth in a pod, and there suffered a head injury when he landed as a child. He forgot who he was and what his mission was and goes to embark on a venture to find that out.

_{[ Suddenly, Gintoki seems enthusiastic and unfolds his arms, beginning to gesture. ]}
He instead realizes he should become Earth's greatest defender instead of a destroyer..! When he looks at the moon, his race turns into giant monkeys!