video; UN: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Today has been the best day.

[He's too excited to introduce himself properly in his first communication through the network, which he should have done since so many people he has met so far was during the language barrier. And even if there hadn't been translation issues, they might not even recognize him with all this glorious, glorious hair that he can't stop touching as he's talking.]

I got bit by a bug and suddenly felt something on my head and look! It's all back! [Ruffles his own hair.] Has anyone else been bitten and gotten such good luck??

[He brushes back his hair, trying to mimic what he's seen in shows and movies over the years, but not quite achieving it, and he says in a more serious tone:]

There's something else that I'm actually making this post for. [Lies. He wanted to brag about his hair even though literally no one else would give a crap.] Sparring. I need to get in a few friendly fights before this ends, since there are no monsters here to fight. Give me a time and place and I'll meet you there.


((OOC: If you want to do the sparring, here's his thread on the log!))

Comments

[perma_banned]

Explo--

[Ban thought about it.

If it happened, it wasn't like he'd know about it or see too much evidence. Unless they just exploded without it being fiery. Fiery explosions could probably burn things up. Right? He had to think on it.]

...Have you seen that kinda thing happen?

[heroforhobby]

Wha--Just to bugs, when I hit them real hard. You're the one that's been seeing people bit more than once, you should tell ME if they're exploding!

[perma_banned]

[Well. Maybe it WAS boring that people weren't exploding.]

I haven't seen anything like that~. Mostly just them disappearing and reappearing younger or older.

[heroforhobby]

Don't sound disappointed that no one is exploding...

[Saitama can relate with boredom, but come on now.]

[perma_banned]

That's just how I talk. Just like how you talk like everything is inconveniencing you~.

[Admittedly, he was a little disappointed.]

[heroforhobby]

Is that how I sound?

[perma_banned]

Well, that is how most people talk to me. [A grin.]

[heroforhobby]

Ah, sounds like you have a hearing problem, then.

[He points out, helpfully.]

[perma_banned]

My ears work wonderfully~. You're sayin' you don't feel inconvenienced?

[heroforhobby]

Right now? Not at all, I feel pretty good.

[Haven't you been paying attention, he has his hair back!]

[perma_banned]

[Ban blinked, tilting his head.]

You gotta sound a little more enthusiastic, then...

[heroforhobby]

Why?

[simple enough question, 'coz seriously why?]

[perma_banned]

'Cause there ain't any point to being happy if you aren't throwing it in peoples' faces!

[Spite was always a good reason.]