video; UN: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Today has been the best day.

[He's too excited to introduce himself properly in his first communication through the network, which he should have done since so many people he has met so far was during the language barrier. And even if there hadn't been translation issues, they might not even recognize him with all this glorious, glorious hair that he can't stop touching as he's talking.]

I got bit by a bug and suddenly felt something on my head and look! It's all back! [Ruffles his own hair.] Has anyone else been bitten and gotten such good luck??

[He brushes back his hair, trying to mimic what he's seen in shows and movies over the years, but not quite achieving it, and he says in a more serious tone:]

There's something else that I'm actually making this post for. [Lies. He wanted to brag about his hair even though literally no one else would give a crap.] Sparring. I need to get in a few friendly fights before this ends, since there are no monsters here to fight. Give me a time and place and I'll meet you there.


((OOC: If you want to do the sparring, here's his thread on the log!))

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[heroforhobby]

[He hesitates to say, as if this were a hard topic to talk about, and it sort of is!!]

It all fell out one day.

[moneyman]

[ holy shit. that is horrifying. ]

What? Just... all of it at once? Out of nowhere?

[heroforhobby]

Well, I had been losing it in small patches here or there before it, but, yeah, pretty much.

[moneyman]

Wow. That... really sucks. Sorry, man. And it won't grow back?

[ he's going to have nightmares about all his hair falling out now. ]

[heroforhobby]

[Said in the dead voice of a man without any hope left:]

I have tried everything under the sun to get it back.

[If he wanted even more horrifying nightmares, he should ask if he has any hair anywhere on his body. The answer will he terrible.]

[moneyman]

Geez...

[ come on, come on, think of something supportive to say...! ]

—Wait, hey, we get sent to other worlds to do stuff, right? We're bound to end up somewhere that has a cure one of these days.

[ you know. maybe. ]

[heroforhobby]

[Does Saitama dare to look hopeful?]

Do you really think so?? I can't travel to other worlds or dimensions back home, so I never thought of that possibility!

[moneyman]

Sure, why not? If I see anything, I'll let you know.

...Uhh, have you considered hair implants?

[heroforhobby]

Thanks, that'd be cool of you.

They wouldn't work. [Shakes his head direly.]

[moneyman]

Yeah, no problem. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

...Ah. That sucks. I think I'd feel kinda weird getting something like that, anyway. Buuut on the other hand, I've never been bald, so.... you know.

[ sorry, dude. ]