( oh no. this is a Problem. because no matter how terrible the joke, peter still laughs. don't reinforce that kind of behavior Peter Benjamin Parker!!! )

Might not be my name, but let me tell you, my fate got super twisted. Twisted and complicated. Practically a web...

( no reason for that symbolism, promise, hahahaha, moving on!!! )

He hasn't escaped, has he? I found that out the hard way, they're hard-wired to head home. Literally. Since, you know, they're programmed to.