text; un: sai

[daimeinashi]

i can provide assistance with starting campfires, should anyone be in need

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TEXT, UN: BATSHIT

[slushfund]

Fire doesn't start when you stare at the ground hard enough?
Boy, do I have a lot to learn!

afskdjfs sorry election stress happened a lot

[daimeinashi]

[This trolling would probably be much more successful if Sai was capable of reading tone in text. Or...tone in general, tbh.]

of course not
fire requires a combustible fuel, an oxidant, and a source of heat

god, i completely understand and can relate; take as much time as you need

[slushfund]

(the poor bastard.......)

By fuel you mean pure gasoline, right?

take care, friend!!

[daimeinashi]

there are many flammable materials that can serve as fuel
wood is likely the most readily available to us

you too, darling <3

[slushfund]

(... now he's actually kind of interested, because he made a fire but couldn't keep it going all night. and that's not about to happen to him, a thin man who more than likely blames being cold on poor blood circulation.)

Alright, I need you to describe your perfect campfire.

@ _ @ rolls back in again, november is the Worst. grad school apps!!!

[daimeinashi]

[Lol a thought experiment? With this loser? No he's straight up going to #practicality at you.]

what supplies do you have?

this year has been Wild, i do not blame you

[slushfund]

Nice deflection.

I have rocks in a circle, a tipi of kindling, and logs to keep it going.
And this large container of gasoline.

(he just does not have gasoline.)

cries i have no idea if gasoline even exists in narutoverse orz

[daimeinashi]

i can ignite it for you if you wish
the wood will burn on its own, anything else would be a waste

LAODMAOMAL CASUALLY OVERLOOKS

[slushfund]

That wouldn't be a very good lesson.
Aren't you trying to teach your team so that they may do it themselves?

Video; un: baaaan

[perma_banned]

You kidding me? It'd riling me up that folks can't do that much, themselves~.

apologies for the delay!! election happened and i died for a bit there

[daimeinashi]

It is not capability that I would be concerned about. Supplies and currency are limited, and some of both was lost to the saloon.

I am capable of transforming my own chakra into fire, however. In case someone is lacking in supplies, or wishes to conserve them for a time of greater need.

we have so much in common as i am currently dead realizing my grammatical failure

[perma_banned]

[Admittedly, Ban had thought ahead and saved a bit of the liquor from the saloon but most of it was top-shelf stuff and not really for everyday consumption. Also, it wasn't a vital fucking necessity to life.

Though, was he concerned about saving food? Not really. Salvaging rations wasn't as practical and learning to harvest from the land. The animals around seemed sparse but there was enough to be had if people were willing to try their hand at hunting.]

Well, how much fire can you make before you get exhausted?

i guess we're ghosts then, who u gonna call....

[daimeinashi]

More than will be necessary, I assure you.

[2ninja to...talk about precise limits.....also what are shonen power levels]

the police because we shouldn't be allowed to roam free

[perma_banned]

[This gave Ban reason to pause.

That was a good answer.]

I wanna borrow you for my stove, then.

i was gonna make a joke about ghost jail but grad apps killed me some more so i need zombie jail

[daimeinashi]

That will be fine. Shall I meet you now?

is busily breaking you out

[perma_banned]

[Ban pointed his jewel--at least where he assumed it was projecting--towards an elevated bit of rock. There was some smoke lifting up from his campfire beside a large cast-iron stove out by the elevated rock.]

This is where I am~. Due south of town.

MY HERO /swoons

[daimeinashi]

[Sai could try to figure out where that is based on the video, but instead he's going to be a creep and just track Ban via the jewelry. Can't beat efficiency, okok.

Anyway, about five minutes later, a young man (about sixteen or so) appears at Ban's rock.]

Hello.

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Oh, offering to fix those up, are you?
I'd be much obliged.

[daimeinashi]

yes
should i come now or later?

[fateality]

Now is probably good. Feeling a little brisk outside.

- > action?

[daimeinashi]

very well
i will be there shortly

[...yeah he's not gonna. ask where you are like a normal person, he's gonna use the jewelry tracking.]

action;

[fateality]

[Now, Twisted Fate could very well easily start his own fire, but it's so much more convenient that someone else does it for him.

He sits back, relaxing at a tent that may or may not be his, a very cozy blanket draped over his lap.

Whenever Sai arrives, he grins.]

There he is, Mr. Efficient.

action;

[daimeinashi]

Ah?

[When Asher had called him "Satan" and "Lucifer", he'd been confused, but this is an adjective. A characteristic! Sakura had said characteristics were useful for nicknames.]

Is that a "nickname"?

[fateality]

[He almost says sarcastically no I think that's your real name, but quickly he figures that it would probably go over Sai's head.]

Somethin' like that, yeah.

'Preciate you showin' up to get a fire going, really.

[daimeinashi]

[It definitely would. Even now he's not quite getting that this much was a joke.]

It's beneficial to the team to preserve supplies where alternatives are possible.

Do you have firewood available?

[He's p. sure u don't want him setting fire to that blanket of yours.]