[ ah she'll be happy to take that pause for some interjections, she can't live without interjections ]

Hell yeah, Aphrodite is definitely my kind of lady. But hang on — why's Zeus pairing them up? Does he wanna get some sweet crafts out of him for it, or something?

[ she's going to ignore the point about why zeus decides who she gets to marry at all; that's a line of indignant questions for another time, maybe. ]