[ Well now it's time for her baffled face, because guess who definitely never read the Iliad, and there are a few pop culture things that didn't make the journey across space and time. ]

What? No, that's an insult because he's an asshole. [ A beat, then, thoughtfully:] And a compliment because he's super hot. That's a two-fer for you. [ Anyway: the blankets. She pulls the first one out of the pile, a deep purple with delicately stitched patterns along the edges, and tosses it over. ] Catch!