[This is not how he expected this to go, but hey: he didn't expect to see himself chopping half his hair off on network this morning!!!! SO FUCKING WHATEVER HE GUESSES]
People are going to get the wrong idea about me. Actually? Scratch that. The right idea.
[His words are deliberate, entirely grave. He's still livid-- Twisted Fate's going to hear the rest of his anger later-- but this is important, and he needs to get this message across completely.]
No one here knows that about me. It didn't go well at home, and I'm not jumping at the chance to go through all of that again here.
2/2 SUPER MEGA PRIVATE
People are going to get the wrong idea about me. Actually? Scratch that. The right idea.
[His words are deliberate, entirely grave. He's still livid-- Twisted Fate's going to hear the rest of his anger later-- but this is important, and he needs to get this message across completely.]
No one here knows that about me. It didn't go well at home, and I'm not jumping at the chance to go through all of that again here.
I'd appreciate it if you respected that.