video; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

[Despite what the username displays, the video very clearly seems to show Jin with his hair down. Who is grinning, as if smug.]

Good news, everyone. No one needs to worry about the hair tie problem anymore.

[He holds up a pair of scissors.]

I was thinking I could lighten the load anyway.

[After grabbing a handful of hair on the right side, he cuts off a giant chunk in one dramatic snip.]

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[moneyballer]

NO!

[fateality]

[very. slowly. holds up a few strands of hair.

snnnnnniiiipppp]

[moneyballer]

[Said in the most horrified, distraught voice he can muster:]

Why are you doing this?

[You'd think Jin was skinning a small animal alive on the network.]

video; un: zenyatta

[iomnic]

I think you still have too much. Go bald.

[fateality]

Damn. Good point.

Guess I'll get a razor after this? Or do you think they wax around here.

[iomnic]

You will certainly need wax if you want it to shine.

oh yeah this is video glgjfj

[figureitout]

[ sQUINTS AT ]

O...kay. But dude, why even bother asking for a hair tie if you were going to cut it off in the first place?

[ ??? ]

[fateality]

Because there weren't scissors before and now there are, my dude.

[figureitout]

[ oh my god???

okay you know, whatever, he'll just roll with this and push aside the whole this does not sound or look like kung "wouldn't know smile if it hit him in the face" jin thing ]

That's — that's a reason. Definitely a reason. You follow your heart, man! Have you already decided on the haircut? That pineapple thing? No, wait, like... the thing where you shave your head and leave longer hair in the front and braid that, dude, that's totally in right now.

[ no it's not ]

video ( m.upshur ).

[upshur]

This is wild.

[ the highlight of this mission: jin(??) cutting his hair. ]

I'm recording this shit, keep going.

[fateality]

All right, but I charge for sexy poses. Just so we're clear.

[snips off the bangs at an awkward angle]

[upshur]

I mean, there has to be someone who'd pay for this shit.

[ miles. ]

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[steler]

[have one really Disappointed seventeen year old. Kaz Brekker, being from fake 1800s holland, has never encountered shit posting before. and weirdly all the network entries since he got here have actually been useful (dang good for you, futuro! gold star!) so now he's...clearly unhappy he opened this video]

Why are you sharing this with everyone?

[fateality]

Because I'm desperate for attention and without it I'm a self-conscience heap of sorrow.

[a bit off the top]

[steler]

Did you lose some kind of terrible bet?

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[respired]

Hmmn.

[ Jin seemed pretty keen on his hair just a few days ago. ]

Interesting choice.

[fateality]

[hi honey]

I live by my whims. And my manliness.

@shirogane

[racking]

You changed your mind about the hairstyle pretty fast.

[ people are so distraught good lord. ]

[fateality]

It was destiny as soon as I touched the scissors. I don't know what else to tell you.

[moneyballer]

[mostly just asher but u kno]

video | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

Oh, my god, when I said that, I didn't think you'd actually do it.

[fateality]

That's because you're a brilliant man, Rhys, and we're all fools for not seeing it sooner.

video; un: white_lotus

[pummelling]

[There's been a lot of helpful information being shared around as of late, and he's been quietly absorbing everything he hasn't felt the need to actually comment on. So when Jin finally checks the network on his magitek, he's expecting to see more chatter about the Taraxa and the Deemers.

Not a reflection of himself hacking off half his (their?) hair.

Shoulda checked earlier in the day, eh, Jin?]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[lmao hi audentes here's the real jin: he's very pissed and has very much all of his hair, thanks!!!!]

[fateality]

Howdy.

[WINKWONK]

[headlining]

[Just...looking through this whole thing. Wow, Jin, keep your doppelganger shapeshifter friend in check!]

You have to admit though, it was a very convincing prank.