THE GREAT PAPYRUS (
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futurology2016-12-07 01:44 pm
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Entry tags:
- aqua (kingdom hearts),
- ban (the seven deadly sins),
- giovanni (dogs: bullets & carnage),
- jesper fahey (grishaverse),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- keats (folklore),
- lucy/nyuu (elfen lied),
- papyrus (undertale),
- peridot (steven universe),
- rocky (original),
- trafalgar law (one piece),
- tsukuyo (gintama),
- twisted fate (league of legends)
video; during day 1 of the invasion
[The video starts with VERY loud music, and a very dizzying, swinging view of the inside of one of the fighter ships. From the coloring of white and gold, one can assume it’s from the Zymandis. The next thing one might note is the sheer amount of fire present inside of the jet. That cockpit is not exactly big, and one can say maybe it’s about 75% fire at this point.
Eventually, a gloved hand picks up the necklace communicator, and holds it up to show himself in said cockpit of said burning fighter jet. The skeleton is smiling widely, while also off on the side frantically pressing buttons, pulling levers- basically, the things someone does when they have no idea what they are doing. ]
HELLO, FELLOW AL DENTE FRIENDS!!
[Papyrus means Audente, but...]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE SAYING IN THIS SONG, BUT IT SOUNDS GREAT!! Anyway!! I have obtained one of the fighter jets from the… What were their names again?
[He pauses in his button pressing for just a moment, and then shrugs. Meanwhile, the entire plane is definitely shaking wildly, of which Papyrus really doesn’t seem too bothered.]
But don’t worry, I am not alone here! Fire is my co-pilot!!
[Fire makes a bad co-pilot it seems, because there’s another loud explosion that definitely ISN’T the music. If anyone happens to be looking at the sky during this time, you will definitely be hearing (MUFFLED DAME MAS GASOLINA) playing in the distance as Papyrus’ newly acquired fighter jet is definitely about to crash and blow up.]
You know, they really should label the “land” button on these things!! I’ll figure it out, though. How’s everyone else doing!!
[Probably better than Papyrus.]
Eventually, a gloved hand picks up the necklace communicator, and holds it up to show himself in said cockpit of said burning fighter jet. The skeleton is smiling widely, while also off on the side frantically pressing buttons, pulling levers- basically, the things someone does when they have no idea what they are doing. ]
HELLO, FELLOW AL DENTE FRIENDS!!
[Papyrus means Audente, but...]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE SAYING IN THIS SONG, BUT IT SOUNDS GREAT!! Anyway!! I have obtained one of the fighter jets from the… What were their names again?
[He pauses in his button pressing for just a moment, and then shrugs. Meanwhile, the entire plane is definitely shaking wildly, of which Papyrus really doesn’t seem too bothered.]
But don’t worry, I am not alone here! Fire is my co-pilot!!
[Fire makes a bad co-pilot it seems, because there’s another loud explosion that definitely ISN’T the music. If anyone happens to be looking at the sky during this time, you will definitely be hearing (MUFFLED DAME MAS GASOLINA) playing in the distance as Papyrus’ newly acquired fighter jet is definitely about to crash and blow up.]
You know, they really should label the “land” button on these things!! I’ll figure it out, though. How’s everyone else doing!!
[Probably better than Papyrus.]
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Well, I suppose Grillby did tend to talk just a little bit more...
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[ Congrats, Giovanni, you convinced him. ]
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Good luck with that.
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Leaving won't be a problem! I'll just go back out the way I came in.
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Aren't you in midair?
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Surely there's some kind of emergency evacuation device.
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Probably!
But I don't need it. Good thing I'm the only one here, otherwise there'd be a problem then!
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Dare I ask why you're immune to this particular problem?
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[Because really, he can't argue with that. He doesn't know you well enough, and he'd be fine himself if he jumped out of a moving plane. it'd hurt, sure, but he'd heal up in a matter of seconds]
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[ He says, as he begins to start to climb back out through the hole in the hull he had made earlier. ]
How are you?? Anything cool happening down where you are?? Like maybe disarming enemies and knocking them out??
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Oh, plenty of that. And I took a spin in one of the aricrafts, myself.
[...his didn't set on fire, though. and he didn't do the flying. he manned the guns, of course]
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[And it's the truth-- he really has no plans to steal enemy ships any time soon. he only wanted to play with the big guns for a while, and the Qorral ones suited his purpose just fine.]
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[ Is it the fact he's now climbing onto the flaming outer shell of a "literally seconds away from crashing" fighter jet? Nah. ]
Breakfast. After this is all over, we should get breakfast together!!
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[...do you know what? If you're still alive after this, he might even let you take him to breakfast]
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Oh, hang on for a minute, I'm going to jump off the plane, I'll talk to you in a little while, okay??
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Off you go, then.
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I'm back!! You can tell me how much you missed me now!!
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Oh. Terribly.
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[...STILL THINKING ABOUT BREAKFAST SOMEHOW??]
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