video; during day 1 of the invasion

[boneafide]

[The video starts with VERY loud music, and a very dizzying, swinging view of the inside of one of the fighter ships. From the coloring of white and gold, one can assume it’s from the Zymandis. The next thing one might note is the sheer amount of fire present inside of the jet. That cockpit is not exactly big, and one can say maybe it’s about 75% fire at this point.

Eventually, a gloved hand picks up the necklace communicator, and holds it up to show himself in said cockpit of said burning fighter jet. The skeleton is smiling widely, while also off on the side frantically pressing buttons, pulling levers- basically, the things someone does when they have no idea what they are doing. ]

HELLO, FELLOW AL DENTE FRIENDS!!

[Papyrus means Audente, but...]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE SAYING IN THIS SONG, BUT IT SOUNDS GREAT!! Anyway!! I have obtained one of the fighter jets from the… What were their names again?

[He pauses in his button pressing for just a moment, and then shrugs. Meanwhile, the entire plane is definitely shaking wildly, of which Papyrus really doesn’t seem too bothered.]

But don’t worry, I am not alone here! Fire is my co-pilot!!

[Fire makes a bad co-pilot it seems, because there’s another loud explosion that definitely ISN’T the music. If anyone happens to be looking at the sky during this time, you will definitely be hearing (MUFFLED DAME MAS GASOLINA) playing in the distance as Papyrus’ newly acquired fighter jet is definitely about to crash and blow up.]

You know, they really should label the “land” button on these things!! I’ll figure it out, though. How’s everyone else doing!!

[Probably better than Papyrus.]

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[kikoku]

[Now, being a skeleton, Law assumes fire won't hurt Papyrus. However a plane crash and/or explosion probably would. So the situation definitely stills calls for yelling.]

Why are you trying to make small talk at a time like this!?
[Also why is there such loud music but that's less important at the moment. Papyrus may be a monumentally confusing person but he certainly doesn't deserve to end up dead.]

[boneafide]

Because I want to know how everyone is doing???

[What kind of anti-social creature do you think he is??]

not here, action;

[pummelling]

[Jin, in the midst of duking it out with a fleeing Zymandis agent, hears... thumping bass??? from the skies??? he looks up just in time to see the spiraling craft whizz by--]

What in the... [ COMO LE ENCANTA LA GASOLINA (DAME MAS GASOLIIIINA)

--and is distracted long enough for the agent to slam the butt of their laser weapon into his nose. it's definitely bleeding, and might actually be broken. thanks a lot papyrus gOD]

video; un: PERIDOT5XG

[slapfight]

ARE YOU INSANE???


[YOU NEVER GOT TO TELL HER WHAT PASTA IS!!!]

[boneafide]

What's wrong???

[He literally doesn't seem to give a single (flying) fuck.]

video; un: MANDROID

[friendlykillingmachine]

OH MY GOSH!!

[This human has no skin! And the plane is on fire???]

I suggest you find a parachute! Or a new co-pilot!

[boneafide]

Oh no, I'm fine! I have this all under control!

[SUBELE EL MAMBO PA QUE MIS GATAS PRENDAN LOS MOTORES]

audio; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Holy--

Could you get off of that sooner?!

[boneafide]

Hello, Fate!!

I'm sure I could, but then we won't have an alien plane to use?? I thought we'd want the plane!

audio; un: hound

[ofobedience]

[...what...]

It was nice knowing you.

[boneafide]

[hello son]

Oh!! Gio!! It's nice knowing you too!! What a nice thing to say!

video; un: unknownrealms

[headlining]

[oh my GOD]

Papyrus, I swear to god, if you crash, I'll kill you myself. [THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, KEATS] What the hell are you doing?!

[boneafide]

What?? Isn't it pretty obvious what I'm doing?? I stole a plane!! You're going to need to speak up, I didn't hear what you said earlier!!

audio | un: aqua

[keeper]

[ ?????????????? r u going to be okay????????? ]

I would try to decelerate the spacecraft as much as possible, if you are unable to find the 'land' button.

[ (she's flying her own magic-glider-thing and has no idea what the skeleton might or might not be working with...) ]

Are you familiar with the basics of piloting...? [ she's so Concerned...... ]

[boneafide]

[ He WILL be okay overall... But not because he can manage to land this thing. ]

I have maybe been in a car at least once!!

video; username: baaaan

[perma_banned]

[-Aaaand, he's back after being gone for a week.]

Uh, buddy.

[At least one of them had to look nervous.]

Why'd you start a fire in that thing?

[boneafide]

Oh, we didn't start the fire.

It was like this when I got inside.

video; un:kbrekker

[steler]

[saints help him he wants to just ignore this post and this terrible music but he truly cannot because this is a beautiful hot flaming mess]

I don't think fire makes a good co-pilot.

[boneafide]

Well, they're certainly not helping me steer this thing, even when I let them have the wheel!

[That is to say, the wheel is on fire.]

video; un: diclonius

[scarredhorns]

[Many questions go through Lucy's mind: 1.) Was that a talking skeleton? 2.) Why was he acting so chipper when it seemed he was about to crash? 3.) Why was he even listening to music in his situation?

She was going to ask if he was stupid or something, but to her the answer was obvious--whether it was true or not didn't matter.]

Far better than you are, considering I'm not surrounded by flames.

[boneafide]

Oh, good! I'm glad!! Yes, I don't think most people would do okay, in a situation like what I'm in! Keep up the good work!

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[digiorno]

This is probably the most worrying thing I've seen in weeks, you know!

[you are going to give him wRINKLES]

Once you've hopefully not crashed can you please say whether or not you've crashed and if you're . . . okay . . .

[It's at about this point that he remembers that he's talking to a skeleton, but you know what? Skeletons are people too.]

[boneafide]

Oh!! Hello! I've never spoken to you before!!

Worry not, new friend!! I am in perfect health! And also, completely unworried about my current scenario!! This may look excruciatingly dangerous- and it is!! But I have full confidence in my own abilities to Not Die that I will be fine!

[Video | un: tsukuyo]

[sekimorinashi]

[ omg Papurys what are you doing ]

Don't think there's such a thing as a "land" button.

[boneafide]

I'm pretty sure it'd have to have one of those if they wanted to land it normally!!

video; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

[ You know, the fire's worrying and all, but this dude seems to be like. A skeleton? So. He's probably gonna be fine. ]

Man, I love the music! How'd you get it to play like that?

[ JESPER HE IS ON FIRE, FOCUS. STOP GRINNING. ]

[boneafide]

[ Honestly, he's not going to be fine, in fire. But he's going to be fine more because he's very good at living. ]

I just thought to myself, "I want really cool music to play when I'm flying a plane!" And then this just came on! I love our communicators!