video; during day 1 of the invasion

[boneafide]

[The video starts with VERY loud music, and a very dizzying, swinging view of the inside of one of the fighter ships. From the coloring of white and gold, one can assume it’s from the Zymandis. The next thing one might note is the sheer amount of fire present inside of the jet. That cockpit is not exactly big, and one can say maybe it’s about 75% fire at this point.

Eventually, a gloved hand picks up the necklace communicator, and holds it up to show himself in said cockpit of said burning fighter jet. The skeleton is smiling widely, while also off on the side frantically pressing buttons, pulling levers- basically, the things someone does when they have no idea what they are doing. ]

HELLO, FELLOW AL DENTE FRIENDS!!

[Papyrus means Audente, but...]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE SAYING IN THIS SONG, BUT IT SOUNDS GREAT!! Anyway!! I have obtained one of the fighter jets from the… What were their names again?

[He pauses in his button pressing for just a moment, and then shrugs. Meanwhile, the entire plane is definitely shaking wildly, of which Papyrus really doesn’t seem too bothered.]

But don’t worry, I am not alone here! Fire is my co-pilot!!

[Fire makes a bad co-pilot it seems, because there’s another loud explosion that definitely ISN’T the music. If anyone happens to be looking at the sky during this time, you will definitely be hearing (MUFFLED DAME MAS GASOLINA) playing in the distance as Papyrus’ newly acquired fighter jet is definitely about to crash and blow up.]

You know, they really should label the “land” button on these things!! I’ll figure it out, though. How’s everyone else doing!!

[Probably better than Papyrus.]

Comments

I've recovered from Christmas!

[scarredhorns]

Wave? Really?

[Extremely fast. Even though Lucy is far, the noise still pounded mercilessly against her eardrums, enough that she moves her hands to her ears. With her magitek jewelry being a jade ring, the movement only leaves Lucy's surroundings visible and not the speaker herself.]

You're...!

[She presses against her ears more firmly, bracing herself for the loud boom that's sure to come.]

now for new years...

[boneafide]

[The boom comes. The ensuing explosion happens. A building has been decimated.

Moments afterward, Papyrus speaks up again.]

Wow, that was loud. Maybe I'm glad I don't have ears!

[He's still... yelling.]

yep...

[scarredhorns]

[The impact is so strong that she feels a small shock wave vibrate against her body.]

Y-You're still alive? [Or undead-alive? What was she supposed to call it?]

Is it because you're a skeleton?

[Too loud... Lucy flinches a bit since her ring was right by her ear and immediately moves it away, making herself visible to Papyrus again.]

[boneafide]

Nope! It's because I jumped out of the plane. I'm pretty sure I'd die if I stayed in there!

[scarredhorns]

Do you ever stop smiling?

[boneafide]

Does it matter if I do?

[scarredhorns]

I've just never met anyone who could still be smiling after a near-death experience.

[Basically, she thinks it's weird.]

[boneafide]

Oh, I do this sort of thing all the time!

[This is... fun for him.]

The only times here I've has near-death is when I started losing my magic, and you can't fight that!