futurology | video; during day 1 of the invasion

[The video starts with VERY loud music, and a very dizzying, swinging view of the inside of one of the fighter ships. From the coloring of white and gold, one can assume it’s from the Zymandis. The next thing one might note is the sheer amount of fire present inside of the jet. That cockpit is not exactly big, and one can say maybe it’s about 75% fire at this point.

Eventually, a gloved hand picks up the necklace communicator, and holds it up to show himself in said cockpit of said burning fighter jet. The skeleton is smiling widely, while also off on the side frantically pressing buttons, pulling levers- basically, the things someone does when they have no idea what they are doing. ]

HELLO, FELLOW AL DENTE FRIENDS!!

[Papyrus means Audente, but...]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE SAYING IN THIS SONG, BUT IT SOUNDS GREAT!! Anyway!! I have obtained one of the fighter jets from the… What were their names again?

[He pauses in his button pressing for just a moment, and then shrugs. Meanwhile, the entire plane is definitely shaking wildly, of which Papyrus really doesn’t seem too bothered.]

But don’t worry, I am not alone here! Fire is my co-pilot!!

[Fire makes a bad co-pilot it seems, because there’s another loud explosion that definitely ISN’T the music. If anyone happens to be looking at the sky during this time, you will definitely be hearing (MUFFLED DAME MAS GASOLINA) playing in the distance as Papyrus’ newly acquired fighter jet is definitely about to crash and blow up.]

You know, they really should label the “land” button on these things!! I’ll figure it out, though. How’s everyone else doing!!

[Probably better than Papyrus.]

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Yes! I certainly wouldn't want to do this alone!! I'm glad they're here with me.

[ w h a t ]

[why is this happening]

You... You do know you're about to crash, right? Am I missing something?

[maybe this is one of those things she just Doesn't Get about... life.]

I won't crash if I find the "land" button!! Every plane has one of those!

[ he has never been on a plane once in his life ]

Oh my stars. [FACEPALM] There is no land button, you clod.

Have you seen the inside of this plane?

Yes. I'm about to go fly one right now!!

But you haven't yet! And since I'm in one and in the air right now, I think I would know if there's a land button or not!

[angry noises] And have you found it yet?

[she doesn't even care anymore. she just wants to be Right.]

Not yet, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere! I started by pushing all the blue buttons first, because you know, when you think "blue" you think "stop!" But that didn't work. So maybe I should try green next?