video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Here's Fiona looking confused. This might easily be mistaken for Fiona looking annoyed, because she also kind of is that. She's connoyed. Annfused.

She holds up a glossy photo of a grinning skeleton wearing sunglasses, signed "Papyrus."]

Does anyone know what the hell this is? [Is this a weird prank. On the off chance it's not, though --] And also if it's. Supposed to be yours. Did anyone lose a... whatever this is?

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text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

aw don't worry that's just our resident spaghetti chef

[cachemoney]

I have so many questions

[heavyhitter]

i mean honestly it's pretty obvious
look he even put spaghetti in there for you

[cachemoney]

That just raises more questions

[heavyhitter]

look idk what to tell you, i think me and TF and that bald kid summed things up pretty good

audio; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

That's a skeleton, obviously. [helping]

audio;

[cachemoney]

But why is it a skeleton.

[fateality]

Why wouldn't it be? Are you... skeletonist?

[cachemoney]

[???????????????]

That is not a thing.

[fateality]

That sounds like something a skeletonist says.

video; un. flameo hotman!

[twinkle_toes]

Hi Fiona! That's Papyrus! I think he must be wearing some kind of costume though, he usually doesn't have muscles.

[let's continue the string of helpful responses, shall we]

[cachemoney]

[Okay but more importantly,] Aang, what even is your username.

[twinkle_toes]

My username? It says 'flameo hotman'! It's what you say as a greeting to people in the Fire Nation.

[it's definitely not]

[cachemoney]

[Well, flame, fire, and hot all seem to go together, so what does she know. Could be legit.]

Is that... what you are? A Fire Nation...er?

[cachemoney]

National. Fire National.

Video; un: COOLSKELETON95

[boneafide]

[Finally, the skeleton himself shows up. He is definitely not as beefy as the photo indicates.]

You're welcome.

[cachemoney]

[WHY???

She's. Alarmed, she's still alarmed.]

I didn't-- uh. Thank you??

The typo is intentional, just so you know and DON'T think I'm a fool

[boneafide]

No need to be so flabbergastered!! You're welcome, again!!!

[How to misinterpret a sentence in 3 easy steps.]

shames you

[cachemoney]

That is... [Not what she meant. Oh, my god. She's extremely "flabbergastered," she can't help it.]

Why. [And also how, as in how do you exist, but that can come later.]

video; un: MANDROID

[friendlykillingmachine]

Nope, not mine.

[Have an equally strange-looking robot holding up the exact same photo in his hand.]

I have my copy right here!

[cachemoney]

[Luckily, Fiona is far more accustomed to robots than she is to talking skeletons, so she doesn't even blink.]

Oh my god, did it really give one to everybody? And I thought I was special.

i'm not late you're late (video, un: vaughn)

[moneyman]

Oh, that's Papyrus! He's a good dude. You haven't met him yet?

shame

[cachemoney]

[NO???] Why does everyone know the talking skeleton except me.

[moneyman]

[ he shrugs. ] I dunno. You should probably fix that, though. I met him right after I got here. He's pretty friendly!

[ and also, alive. somehow. eventually he just stopped asking questions. ]

[cachemoney]

Sooo, not something that likes to feast on the flesh of the living. [Foreshadowing...]