video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Here's Fiona looking confused. This might easily be mistaken for Fiona looking annoyed, because she also kind of is that. She's connoyed. Annfused.

She holds up a glossy photo of a grinning skeleton wearing sunglasses, signed "Papyrus."]

Does anyone know what the hell this is? [Is this a weird prank. On the off chance it's not, though --] And also if it's. Supposed to be yours. Did anyone lose a... whatever this is?

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audio; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

That's a skeleton, obviously. [helping]

audio;

[cachemoney]

But why is it a skeleton.

[fateality]

Why wouldn't it be? Are you... skeletonist?

[cachemoney]

[???????????????]

That is not a thing.

[fateality]

That sounds like something a skeletonist says.

[cachemoney]

I literally contain a skeleton, how can I be a skeletonist if I am part skeleton.

[fateality]

Look, you aren't pure skeleton, so y'just don't really understand the struggles a real skeleton goes through. Just check your part-skeleton privileges.

[cachemoney]

That sounds like something a skeletonist would say!

[fateality]

Damn, you got me.

Anyway, that's Papyrus. He's a good guy. Pretty sure he gave that picture to everyone.

[cachemoney]

[ok that sounds like a narcissist and not a 'good guy,' but] Whhhhy...

[fateality]

Because he's the Great Papyrus.

I framed mine.

[cachemoney]

[Flatly:] Do you want an extra.

[fateality]

I dunno, I already got two, technically.

[cachemoney]

Wow, somebody has a skeleton with a big ol' crush on them.

[fateality]

Nah. ...Well, maybe. I mean, I am very crushable.

But that's not why I got two.

[cachemoney]

Well, don't leave me in suspense.

[fateality]

It just came from someone else. No real big story to it.

[cachemoney]

Someone else gave you a picture of a skeleton-man?