That is a shame... It is a firm belief of mine that you should act with utmost dignity whenever possible. People have feelings that they wish others to take into consideration. I would kick myself if I were to offend someone because of my behaviour.

[ Jesus. ]

I imagine it is more comfortable for you not to do that. Hmm...

What about:

I dislike sour plums.
I did not have friends until recently.
My birthday is October 31.