slapfight: swam naked. been kissed. (△ i've never seen paris)
lime green drama queen ([personal profile] slapfight) wrote in [community profile] futurology 2017-01-16 01:21 am (UTC)

[ARE YOU READY, MAYA??

ARE YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST JOKE EVER??

Peridot clears her throat.]
Why did the chicken cross the road? [she pauses and then breaks up her own dramatic attention by snorting a little bit. probably imagining chickens again.] ...To get to the other side!

[and then she waits expectantly.]

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