[why is she like this, why is this so awkward

is it because she's staring at his double chin???? ugh, god, he's self conscious about that-]

Sure! Sure, I totes can.

[don't do it don't listen 2 him, he's a monstrosity-]

So, "whack," it's like, a slang term for crazy. It can either be used to describe something really good or really bad! I just used it because it's a term that people in my world generally associate with the time period we'll be hittin' up.