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side boob archer ([personal profile] pummelling) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm

video; un: white_lotus

[The magitek's pulled back far enough to feature not one, but two members of Audentes... or, rather, one of them striving vainly to nudge his teammate out of the feed. It's the tail end of the struggle, though, and Kung Jin is fighting a losing battle. It takes half a second for Asher Millstone to shove his way into view, taking up half of the screen and speaking up before Jin can truly get a word in.

The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.
]

It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!

Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".

Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!

[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]

Don’t try that.

[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]

Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.

[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]

That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
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[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-01-21 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[why is she like this, why is this so awkward

is it because she's staring at his double chin???? ugh, god, he's self conscious about that-
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Sure! Sure, I totes can.

[don't do it don't listen 2 him, he's a monstrosity-]

So, "whack," it's like, a slang term for crazy. It can either be used to describe something really good or really bad! I just used it because it's a term that people in my world generally associate with the time period we'll be hittin' up.
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[personal profile] keeper 2017-01-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe she just doesn't talk to modern-day live-actions often enough, he's just so hip and hi-res

OR, maybe his double chin ]


'Totes'? [ does he like cute shoulder bags? does she know anything, aqua snow? ]

'Whack.' So you can say.... the weather is 'whack' today, and it could mean anything? [ BUT WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THAT. ]