I'm afraid weird unmentionable parts aren't my department, Asher-san, but if you're that interested, I'll look into it.
[he's only half kidding. if a weird nipple or a crooked penis is going to get him an opening to discuss the REALLY SKETCH SHIT in this hospital, he'll take that bullet.
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[he's only half kidding. if a weird nipple or a crooked penis is going to get him an opening to discuss the REALLY SKETCH SHIT in this hospital, he'll take that bullet.
but mostly he's fucking with Asher.]