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MTT ([personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am

[Video | UN: METTATON]

Well, Audentes. Things have certainly taken a turn towards Sweeps Week, haven't they?

[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]

Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.

The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]


"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.

Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.

[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...

...Why waste a talent when you have it?
predomination: HEY EVERYONE HER BANKAI IS A ROCKET LAUNCHER. (⚛ you're as subtle as soifon's bankai)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-02-16 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid weird unmentionable parts aren't my department, Asher-san, but if you're that interested, I'll look into it.

[he's only half kidding. if a weird nipple or a crooked penis is going to get him an opening to discuss the REALLY SKETCH SHIT in this hospital, he'll take that bullet.

but mostly he's fucking with Asher.]
moneyballer: by <lj user="prattitude"> (56)

[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-02-16 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ok 2 b honest he would like 2 kno if any people with 3 titties existed currently, maybe, presently, in this day-]

your FA CE is a weIRD unmentionablE pART
predomination: look you didn't say you DIDN'T want my sketchy bullshit in your soul. (⚛ no refunds!!)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-02-16 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, don't be mean! You're the one who brought it up.
Edited 2017-02-16 05:24 (UTC)
moneyballer: by <lj user="cynpai"> (48)

text -> video

[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-02-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally, Asher turns on the video function.

He says nothing in response, only bothering to wrinkle his nose and stick out his tongue.
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