text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey quick question, does anyone have a way to like... neutralize powers
some kinda magic spell, a science thing, none of the above, whatever you got

if not then whatever, carry on with your cure finding and missing persons search and rescue missions and stuff, keep up the good work team

Comments

[heavyhitter]

i don't know maybe he was born that way
maybe he picked it up somewhere
hard to tell these days, kids are just so shitty

[nextlineis]

he was kinda bossy when i met him but he seemed alright

[heavyhitter]

yeah well you don't live with him do you
if i wanted flowers all over the place i'd sleep in the fucking garden, thanks

[nextlineis]

that's all he's doing
that doesn't seem so bad

[heavyhitter]

yeah well it's been months and i'm in a bad mood, totally done with flowers growing out of the doors

[nextlineis]

wait how the bloody hell does a flower grow out of a door???

[heavyhitter]

magic
i guess
you'd have to ask him

[nextlineis]

you live with him and you don't know how he does it

[heavyhitter]

yeah SOME people don't give their friends the third degree
maybe you should take notes

[nextlineis]

i'm just asking about GIORNO
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SENSITIVE???

[heavyhitter]

hey i told you i'm in a bad mood that was fair warning

[nextlineis]

still don't have to take your bad mood out on me

[heavyhitter]

uh yes i do, that's how they work
thanks for volunteeriing

[nextlineis]

i wasn't volunteering!!

[heavyhitter]

didn't you read the fine print? that's what speaking up here gets you
volunteered
to my shitty graces, specifically

[nextlineis]

then i take it back! pretend i never said anything at all

[heavyhitter]

too fucking late, friend

hey you're new right

[nextlineis]

who are you talking to???

[CLEARLY NOT HIM. HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING.]

[heavyhitter]

some schmuck who just keeps on thought-texting to me, god knows why he keeps going but i like it

[nextlineis]

hEY I'M NOT A SCHMUCK

[heavyhitter]

no i guess you're a joseph
what kind of name is joestar btw
is it like ... joe-star

[nextlineis]

no??? why would it be joe-star. that's stupid

we're an old family and that's just the name

[heavyhitter]

no like how do you say it

[nextlineis]

like it's spelled???

[heavyhitter]

in what? english? french?? we're in a nexus of universes remember, humor me