text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

Comments

[selfimage]

That sounds like wishful thinking.

[hedonistic]

hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

[selfimage]

Or so the mortals say.
Do catalog your adventures, inquiring minds and all.

[hedonistic]

wait are u saying
ur the actual literal god

[selfimage]

One of the few ALASTAIR employs currently. :)

[hedonistic]

no shit?
would
would u be open to offering some proof my dude

[Anyone could claim anything over text, of course, but he Wants To Believe...]

[selfimage]

Why would I care to prove it? Is there a specific criteria that my divinity needs to meet?

That certainly sounds subjective.
Everyone who knows what I am can already tell.

[hedonistic]

i mean
i could say i'm a ghost dragon from the netherworld while we're talking over text like this and that could be just as possible as being an ordinary boring human

mostly i just wanted to see something cool and god...ly
like the thing with that eight-legged horse

[why is that the legend you know, kagari. why.]

if u fucked one of the cats here do u think ur kittens would be technopaths too

[selfimage]

[ ugh. ]

Fortunately for me your opinion doesn't make me any less of what I am.
I suppose you'll have to save your inquiries until you can find out yourself.

[hedonistic]

goddamnit why is everyone so against showing off around here
half the point of having awesome powers is using them right????
is eeeeeveryone going to be boring and responsible on me ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

[selfimage]

I wouldn't call it that.
Rather, I'm not in the mood to be your entertainment.

[ defiant defiant defiant defiant. ]

[hedonistic]

laaaaame
are u at least someone i could try to bribe with food or are u like deathweaver on the no eating front

[selfimage]

Let's just say that I'm not cheap.

[hedonistic]

hey as long as that's not an outright no i'm up for a challenge