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[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

Comments

[predomination]

Oh of course not! I just know how fickle cats can be. They'll enjoy our company for awhile, and then they'll complain about being overstimulated by our neediness and persistent questions.

[hedonistic]

are u in the habit of overstimulating cats, urahara-san
how scandalous ♥

[predomination]

Guilty as charged.

[hahaha. it's funny because he has no shame. and it's also true. hi, Yoruichi.]

They only want to cuddle so much, after all.

[hedonistic]

a tragic tail, to be sure
but if we paw-ce ourselves just right, i'm sure we can stay off their nyaughty list

[this is definitely a good and proper use of the very little english he knows]

[predomination]

I don't know. Those puns might get you in trouble~

[hedonistic]

i'll tell u a secret, urahara-san
everyone likes puns
especially the ones who groan the loudest about them
spoilers: they're just mad they weren't clever enough to come up with them first

[predomination]

[by that argument, Yoruichi-san is a pun-loving fiend and all those times she's smacked the crap out of him have been proof of her jealousy.]

That certainly is going to change how I interpret all the groaning at mine when I get back home.

[hedonistic]

be sure to wear some hipster shades while ur at it
it's necessary for accentuating the moment of ur triumph

[predomination]

Don't you think they'd look a bit gauche with my usual attire?

[i mean if it's for drama, he'll shoulder the burden of being even tackier, but...]

[hedonistic]

isn't that the point of dressing like a hipster douche tho

[he...means that affectionately. sort of. ish. in his weird trollesque sort of way.]