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[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

Comments

[ofobedience]

Apparently, they don't like dogs. Hahah.

[hedonistic]

[Excuse Kagari. He needs to laugh at your expense for a minute here.]

...Would you say you're fighting like cats and dogs, then?

[imagine the shittiest shit-eating grin in the universe, then double that in wattage. that's kagari's expression rn]

[ofobedience]

[Giovanni clicks his tongue, his voice wry--]

Really. Is that the best you can come up with.

[hedonistic]

Oh come on, that was totally good! Don't be a hater, man.

[ofobedience]

You don't think I haven't heard that kind of line before? It's a little stale.

[hedonistic]

Good comedy never gets stale, okay? They're called classics for a reason, you know.

[ofobedience]

You'll have to forgive me if I prefer a bit of originality.

[hedonistic]

[SHRUG EMOJI]

Everything's derivative. Only some things are good.

[ofobedience]

Perhaps. But not that joke.

how did i switch out of text, oopsie .... these were all text, in textspeak, shhhh

[hedonistic]

i'm sorry for ur tragic lack of taste

ahaha got it. I saw nothing...

[ofobedience]

Not as sorry as I am for yours.

[hedonistic]

[Shit, he laughed]

damn, son
gonna need some ice for that sick burn

[ofobedience]

You asked for it.