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[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

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[endeudado]

Damn. Talk about a bunch of whack jobs.

[ He didn't get that last one but the others were pretty self-explanatory. ]

Is that what you did back home? Hunt down freaky killers?

[hedonistic]

not JUST murderers
like i said once u get labeled a latent criminal ur not allowed to be part of society anymore
most of the time that just means they trip one of the street scanners and a drone comes to take them away, or to therapy if they're not too far gone yet
but sometimes they'll resist arrest and do something stupid like kidnap a woman as a hostage and that's where we come in

[endeudado]

That sounds super crazy, your world kinda sucks, man.

[ No... offense? ]