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[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

Comments

[armigers]

Can you blame them? Nobody chose to be stuck here. Not like I'd have said no if they had asked, and it was temporary.

[ He definitely would have told them to wait till he at least got the Regalia back. ]

[hedonistic]

there's a difference between being legit pissed about being stuck and literally being defensive about how ALASTAIR's definitely going to keep their word and send us back
even though we have no proof that anyone who supposedly went home actually went home and didn't just like
get fucking murdered or exiled or something

[armigers]

Thanks for the optimistic reply. I'll keep that in mind.

You enjoy your catnip and all that.

man i did not realize i had him already say that last sentence before lmfao orz

[hedonistic]

look all i'm saying is i'm not prepared to trust them blindly, okay?
i don't think anyone should, but hey i'm not the boss of u lmao
otherwise i'd make u join on my wild catnip adventure :P

it's okay it happens to me all the time

[armigers]

Never did and don't plan on it. It's more worrying that you want me to try catnip with you. I may be hungry, but I draw the line at cat food.

ah, memory ....so unreliable

[hedonistic]

dude
it's not for eating, it's to get high off of since there's no alcohol
if ur legit hungry tho i could make u something
what kind of stuff do u like to eat

[kagari likes feeding people, shh.]

[armigers]

Wait what? Just like that? You'll make me food?

[ Well, if he's offering... hopefully it's nothing a.) poisoned b.) inedible. c.) all of the above. ]

Usually like burgers, steaks, grilled fish, rice, stuff like that.

[hedonistic]

why not? i'm good at it

[Tooting his own horn a bit, but...well, it's one of the few things he is legitimately proud of about himself.]

that stuff is easy

[armigers]

If you say so. Guess dinner's on you, then.

[ A decision he hopes he won't regret later. ]

onto action??

[hedonistic]

cool
meet me down in the hotel restaurant?

Handwaving is fine! I'm buried in threads atm

[armigers]

( ooc post: but I shall hit him up again soon. I assume the food was tastier and more edible than anything he can make, so he'd sort of approve, sort of think it's not as good as Ignis' )