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[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

Comments

[hedonistic]

to everyone, as long as they Believe

[scrap_metal]

Was that capitalization really necessary?

[hedonistic]

yes

[scrap_metal]

[ he just sighs internally, verbally probably too ]

Congratulations on getting high on the power of belief?

[ in catnip, nonetheless ]

[hedonistic]

no no
the belief is in the potential
to get high
the dream which seeks not to be impossible

[scrap_metal]

And do continue doing that.

[ Genos is pretty unfunny guy, so he doesn't know well how to respond funny to all the jokes. ]

[hedonistic]

oh, i will
u should still join us tho
For Science

[scrap_metal]

I think I can't get drunk, so I doubt inhaling a catnip smoke, or ingesting the plant itself would do anything for me either. Granted, if it had any capabilities to do so in first place.

[hedonistic]

u think u can't, huh
have u ever tested it

that's a rhetorical question, i'm sure u haven't but
once we get somewhere with booze again u totally should

[scrap_metal]

[ you've caught him, he's just assuming his doc would put some kind of filters to avoid intoxication, but he's NOT SURE ]

You're right, I have not tested it. Never saw the reason to.

[hedonistic]

it would be for FUN, dude
i know that's kind of a dirty word around here but i promise u it'll be ok

[scrap_metal]

You might not have realized it yet, but I'm not exactly the most "fun" person around. Just stating the fact

[ ooc: I know you wanted to get poked for VR part of the tag, but I'm tempted for the ice-skating hahaha ]

[hedonistic]

if that's sarcasm, a+
if not, that's exactly why u should do it
it'll be good for ur blood pressure my dude

[ooc: sorry i flopped on tags for a couple days and didn't answer this, but if you still wanna do that prompt, go ahead!!! we can even do both if u would prefer.]

[scrap_metal]

[ Time to go very literal and... ] I've got only a very rudimentary blood system, with enough safeguards for this to never be an issue.

[ ooc: no worries, life happens. both sounds good, yes, yes ]

[hedonistic]

ur not that into jokes, huh

[scrap_metal]

I've begun to familiarize myself with them, thanks to my sensei. [ this is the only reason he's trying... sometimes ] But yes, they never were on my list of priorities, to begin with.

[hedonistic]

[welp...]

man ok
here is a lesson for u then
don't take everything someone says literally
sometimes they're just being sarcastic or kidding around

[scrap_metal]

[ B-BUT HE'S ALWAYS LITERAL how could he not be, that doesn't sound right! ]

Sometimes it's impossible to read tone and intention over plain text.

As surprised as I am that this conversation went for as long as it did, I think I will have to end it soon.


[ how do they say, duties call. or just sleep ]

[hedonistic]

[What even is that message, Genos. Kagari can't help but laugh a bit.]

ur a weird guy, demon cyborg
but funny
i'll save u some catnip
just in case ♥

[scrap_metal]

[ is that a heart? it looks like a heart. what to do with a heart? is there a network free of hearts in the whole of the multiverse?

philosophical questions.... ]

[hedonistic]

[you LOVE and CHERISH it obviously!!! gosh genos get with the times

and no, u will never be free, the heart emojis will haunt u 5ever]