text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

Comments

[heavyhitter]

yeah sounds good
what sounds better, super quick game of truth/dare or never have i ever

[hedonistic]

hmmm what if we did both
never have i ever to get to peak drunk
then rapidfire truth or dare to make use of being trashed
one minute to complete a dare or bust

[heavyhitter]

damn, you don't fuck around
alright i'm in, let's do this

[hedonistic]

i take my shitposting duties very seriously okay

[Obviously these extend to irl shenaniganry too, thus sayeth the king.]

idk if i ever got your actual name btw

[heavyhitter]

do you want me to show you the name directory, or are you just being a gentleman and going for the proper introduction

[hedonistic]

wow no
if there's one thing i won't stand for being accused of, it's being a gentleman
i'm training for the multiversal lazy asshole competition, see
shit like this will give me a real competitive edge

[Or rather, Enforcers in Japan aren't allowed to be anonymous on the internet, and he sort of enjoys texting with people and knowing them by their handle only until it makes sense to exchange names, like just before you're to meet irl for catnip shenanigans. But who needs to be that honest with themselves, right.]

[heavyhitter]

see i thought so
does this mean i know a magitek function the nerd doesn't, i'm gonna declare this day a holiday

[hedonistic]

maybe~

[or maybe not??? maybe he's just being a shit???? who knows]

so are u gonna celebrate by telling me ur name or are u planning to crush a man's championship dreams here

[heavyhitter]

i'm telling you to look that shit up, my fingers are busy
or my texting brain is busy
whatever

[hedonistic]

so cold, ana-chan ♥

[...look he took a guess okay??? the western people he's met so far seem to prefer going by their given name....he Tried.]

[heavyhitter]

ughhhhhhhh
it's ramir, just ignore the ana part

[hedonistic]

huh

[unexpected. if kagari had a few less shreds of self-preservation, he might be tempted to tease her about it, but he has a Feeling this would not end well for him.]

gotcha, ramir it is
well, as long as we're putting our name preferences on the table here-- i go by kagari, not shuusei

[heavyhitter]

oh yeah, you're from japan huh
i guess i could have worked that out on my own, eventually

[hedonistic]

but hey, look at all the time we just saved each other
maybe we can qualify for that lazy asshole competition yet~