video; un: mccree

[flashbanging]

[ McCree's just lounging somewhere outside in catland, maybe in a quiet corner of one of the plazas. Far from the meowing crowd. He's got his cigarillo dangling from the corner of his mouth, and he puffs on it intermittently, looking thoughtful. ]

Gotta say, this is a real nice little respite after all the mess we just got through. These cats have been mighty hospitable, too, and it was good of'em to take us in.

[ A pause. He leans forward, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. ]

But, y'know ... just between you and me, I'm really more of a dog person.

Comments

[flashbanging]

[ McCree laughs at the pun. ]

That's real good, darlin'. You got any more where that came from?

[skelepun]

[A guy with a sense of humor? Bestill his nonexistent heart.]

sure do. always on the look out for a good oppawtunity.

[flashbanging]

[ He guffaws, because he's nothing if not good-humored--on the face of it, anyway. ]

That's some talent, right there. You oughta try that stuff on Hanzo--he loves puns.

[skelepun]

can't say i know the guy. he a friend of yours?

[Sans did know the guy, of course, if you counted reading an ALASTAIR file as knowing someone. But finding out how other people knew each other, that was more valuable -- after all, corporate didn't keep quite detailed notes on that.]

[flashbanging]

Oh, yeah. Real good friend.

[ He winks. Lasciviously. ]

[skelepun]

[this sounds like a penis thing, but who is he to say one way or the other. he doesn't got one of those.]

sounds like a pretty cool guy. if he's got the great sense of humor you say, i better keep an eye socket out for 'em.

[flashbanging]

[ yep that is definitely the kind of thing it is ]

He can be a little prickly to new folks, but he's not a bad fella. Just gotta let him warm up to you.

[skelepun]

[what penis tricks do you know mccwee.]

nobody's better at first impressions than yours truly. [Wink. Super not lascivious. A dad wink.] i'll be sure to drop your name.

[flashbanging]

[ so many ]

Lead in with some of that wordplay, and you won't need me at all.

[ Probably. ]

[skelepun]

[are lassos involved]

thanks for the tips, buddy. you're a real class act, for a dog-person.

[So is he, but that's even more evidence against them honestly.]

[flashbanging]

[ obviously ]

Don't I know it, darlin'.

[ Only the classiest of men wear solid gold BAMF belt buckles. ]