video; un: Glee Shoth

[becauses]

[ Oyez, oyez, oyez, you’ve got a call on your magical crystal. Pick up the phone and you’ll see Glee, looking serene, confident, and in her element in (1) organizing things and (2) telling people what to do. ]

It has been almost two months since we were conscripted by ALASTAIR, and we have yet to meet, introduce ourselves, and discuss what we’ve learned in person and in an orderly fashion. In light of recent… developments, increased cooperation will become a necessity to pool what we’ve learned and plan a deliberate way forward.

I expect all of you at the red warehouse between the commoner's district and the outskirts, six days from now at sundown. For those of you inclined to provoke tensions with local law enforcement, incarceration is not an excuse for tardiness or absence.

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[becauses]

Tell me, first. What did you do to end up in that jail this time?

[perma_banned]

Well-- [To make a short story long...]

Some fat noble pulled his dick out in front of me, so I beat the shit out of him.

[becauses]

[ ... she rubs her temples. ]

I don't know whether to call that better or worse than going to jail for brawling.

[perma_banned]

It ain't like he had a fightin' chance. Nobles don't learn how to become knights all that often.

[Ban leaned forward, eagerly nudging his shoulder against his nose to get at an itch.]

Definitely more of a beating.

[becauses]

Next time, keep your hands to yourself. We've already antagonized the king; we don't need more enemies.

[perma_banned]

Aahhhh? But, that guy was tickin' me off. You're sayin' I've gotta tolerate that kinda insuuuult~?