TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

[dbag]

Anyway.

Do you have any writing experience? Or, like, any reason I should pay you (in fake mustaches and peanut butter) to write something? You didn't even give us any samples. What if it sucks?

[keystaff]

I think I get it. Sort of?

What's a pairing? And fifty shades of what?

[selfimage]

What IF it sucks?
Well, I suppose you'll be able to find me and contest before our jail stay is over. You do know where I live. [ currently live, anyway. ] I'll be sure not to make myself scarce.

[selfimage]

Now what does that say about disconcerting experiences?

[selfimage]

Close - horror.
Giant, eldritch-type divinity crawling up from the bowels of the earth kind-of-thing.

Gods are more the same than different if you truly think about it.
There are outliers, I'm sure, but conceptually it's about resonance.

[sheriffing]

That you create them.

[armigers]

What kind of title is 'Lovecraft' for a horror novel?

Especially one about ...actually they sound more like daemons than gods. There's something unworldly about them, like they were never meant to exist in the first place.

[dailydouble]

Whatever. Do what you will with it.

[selfimage]

Now let's see what comes out of this pen.

[skelepun]

think i'll get a handle on the artist before i have you commit my wildest fantasies to canvas, my man.

what do ya write on your downtime?

gently threadjacks ... lmk if this is unwelcome !!!

[hedonistic]

no

[that's it that's the message. ur too smol and pure to know these things ok]

[keystaff]

No.....? Hoe?

[That....doesn't answer anything?]

1/2

[hedonistic]

n o

[hedonistic]

remember how i said some fanfic is gross and there was stuff u should avoid until ur older
fifty shades is in that category

[keystaff]

H-hoe....

Um. Right. I hadn't heard of it before, so I wasn't sure what he meant.

[hedonistic]

trust me, u don't wanna know

[Not that Kagari is prudish by any stretch of the imagination, and Fifty Shades is great for mockery as an adult, but. Yeah. UR 2 SMOL, SAKURA ... ]

[keystaff]

If you say so? I'll take your word for it.

[How is she to know otherwise? If this book might be more....er explicit. She wasn't exactly hearing it being discussed in class or at lunchtimes with her friends, given their age.]

[hedonistic]

good

[keystaff]

Any others I shouldn't read?

[hedonistic]

not off the top of my head but assuming he posts these, ignore any of the ones where people asked for something kinky

[keystaff]

Nothing 'kinky'. Alright. I can do that.

[..Whatever 'kinky' is. She'd probably find out eventually, but hopefully not just yet.]

[hedonistic]

∠(^ー^)

[keystaff]

Ah! It's a smiley face!

[selfimage]

I think I get your drift.

[ yep, he's going to write the bachelorette. ]

[selfimage]

If you'd like, I can commission an oil painting of myself for the back cover along with a semi-accurate paragraph of my inspirations and life story.
But I'll humor you.
While I write, I'd consider myself more of a storyteller.