TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

text; un:odinson

[deemed]

[odinson is torn between the competing emotions of why are you like this and thank god someone is trying to relieve this endless boredom]

what

text | un; sieglindesullivan

[grunehexe]

I should like to reserve a place.

And request an explanation of this "fanfiction". What makes it so different than regular writing that it merits its own word?

[don't know what it is but SHE'LL TRY FOR A SLOT ANYWAY he said first come first served!]

I also intend to speak with you on more pressing matters.

text; un: beloved

[dailydouble]

Somehow, I am not surprised.

[ At what Loki gets up to without him around, that is. ]

text; un: I CAN B UR DADDY

[moneyballer]

so

how nasty are we talkin

[ASHER WHY IS THAT THE FIRST PLACE YOUR MIND GOES-]

text; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

what kinda payment could you get for this

[she's a busineswoman ok]

text | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

"Payment can be negotiated" absolutely sounds like you're going to take someone's eternal soul in exchange for writing cartoon characters making out.

text; un: demon cyborg

[scrap_metal]

Is there a slot still free?

I have something in mind, for one of our teammates.

[ And he can at the very same time check the fabled Loki's storytelling he heard so much about ]

[skelepun]

put me down for a slot, bud.

text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

[Okay, he's been avoiding the jewel comms for the most part, in keeping with his own advice, but he does check in for updates occasionally, and this--this is a golden opportunity he can't miss out on.]

i'd like to request the kinkiest possible fic of the people on this team it'd embarrass most
idc what genre or what it's about, go wild
just post it on the comm when ur done

text; user name: sakurakinomoto

[keystaff]

Fanfiction? Oh, you explained it to Sieglinde-chan. So it's like writing a story with the setting and characters from other books? I think I get it. I never read any myself.

text; un: white_lotus

[pummelling]

Last I checked you weren't a teenage girl on the internet in 2008. You're really this bored?

text; un: noct gar

[armigers]

Kind of a major downgrade from god. Do you do pictures, too?

text; un: swan

[sheriffing]

Technically, there's already fanfiction about my family out there.