TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

[selfimage]

If you're offering, I won't deny you the pleasure. :)

[selfimage]

[ he absolutely misunderstands. ]




Come again?

[armigers]

Ugh fine, it's not like I have anything better to do. Write me some fanfiction. I'll leave the characters and details to you.

[selfimage]

[ absolutely. ]

If he's the most powerful person in the universe, then does his outward appearance truly matter?
Ah

Perhaps the moral to the story.

[keystaff]

Oh! I see! It's cute.

[keystaff]

Hoe? Um, I just figured, you know,
there are lots of different shades of purple, really light, like lilac,
or darker, what do they call it, like a royal shade of it? And everything in between.

[selfimage]

Thrilling!
We'll discuss the price later.

Toodles!

[selfimage]

I'm listening -
About how many would you put it at?

[feytality]

you're not the only one who wants to earn some dough!

or the closest thing we have in prison! let's work together! I can write fanfiction!

[selfimage]

I take it you have some credentials?
Being somewhat famous, I have to be picky about my collaborators.

[keystaff]

I'm not sure. Probably at least ten or fifteen?

[scrap_metal]

Possibly.

Personally, I find nothing wrong with Saitama-sensei's image or physique, which probably shows how different is how we - general we - perceive ourselves, versus how the world sees us.

[armigers]

Sure, nothing crazy expensive though. Don't exactly have much on me behind bars.

See you.

[feytality]

well i don't exactly have my work ON me

but i guess i could write you a little sample!

[hedonistic]

i mean i'm pretty equal opportunity about embarrassing people, so i'm flexible on that point
do u have anyone u have been meaning to find an excuse to screw with
i'm happy to fit in as many people as possible, here

[kagari he's the GOD OF CHAOS he does not? need any excuses??]

if u would prefer some suggestions to get started though...maybe keith and lance
oh yeah, and jin, too

[selfimage]

You do have all the time in the world, I hear.

[selfimage]

I'll take a pass on the examples that are opening the minds of Audentes to a broader look at sexuality.
If you're asking me to troll, I don't do so with no reason.

There has to be a point.
Some kind of moral or something like that.

[hedonistic]

i thought the payment was the reason

[why won't you let him commission you to troll people via fanfic!!!! #rude tbh]

[selfimage]

Within specifications.
Services do occasionally come with those.

[pummelling]

Then write a fanfic on the best book you picked. Done.

You get bonus points if it was nonfiction.

[hedonistic]

...what kind of services

[selfimage]

In this instance? Storytelling services.

[hedonistic]

wait so
are u asking me to write fic for u in exchange for trollfic posted on the net

[he's down with it, if that's the case. he's just. checking.]

[feytality]

i'll do it

but you gotta promise me a 50/50 split of the profits after i send you my awesome sample!

[selfimage]

Hard pass.
I'll decide how we split afterward.

[ sorry Maya, he's a business man. ]