text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

So just as a heads up, something is up with the walls in this place.
I can't see a damned thing past them, and I've already tried my luck in hopping past them too.
Not working.

So the old fashioned way is, unfortunately, looking like what we're doing here.
Which I'm not real keen on, but I reckon there's not much to be done about it other than just pointing out what I'm noticing here.

That about covers it. Otherwise: yeehaw, we escaped, kind of.

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text; un: harmonia

[digiorno]

yeehaw （；¬＿¬)
i haven't been able to blow a hole in them either although i'm sure i'm not the first person who's tried

using explosives would probably just end up blowing your own face off so i might advise no one else try it

[fateality]

I know it's text, but it was meant to be ironic. I'm sure a clever kid like you can interpret it.

I thought about doing the same, but I figured it wasn't safe when I couldn't see past them. That alone made it unlikely.
Which I'm not real happy about, but here we are, I guess.

[digiorno]

i know it's text, but i was echoing your irony. double irony.

i would really feel better if i could knock a wall down even so. it would be cathartic.

[voice; un: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Just like the ship, eh? Looks like whoever is in charge doesn't have much of a concept for "fun."

And I suppose it's not much, but keep an eye on the sky and walk away from your beautiful north star, alright? It may help in getting your bearings.

[True to his word, he HAS been projecting a large gray star above the broken ship to help those more explorative than himself.

It's what he's got.]

text; un: sai

[daimeinashi]

there is something preventing us from flying out, as well

[He's already tested it with an ink bird...a pain in the ass tbh]

[fateality]

Think we can fit in a triple irony?

Yeah, no luck on that one. Suppose I should be glad enough that we're out of the prison, but I don't exactly run into situations like this one often.

[or: not at all]

[fateality]

That figures.

Walls are unbreakable and can't be breached in every sense of the word. Kind of a more perfect jail than the one we were just at.

[fateality]

Yeah, I noticed. The ship worried me a lot less by comparison.

I appreciate that. I don't normally have to worry about getting lost, but it'll help.

[daimeinashi]

indeed
it would seem the ship was only intended as a holding area until we could be left here to expire on our own

[It seems like a lot of effort when they could've just killed them on the ship, honestly??? He doesn't particularly understand the point of it, especially when he'd originally assumed they intended to make use of them in some way]

unless this labyrinth holds some other purpose, i suppose

[fateality]

Who can rightly say? The more important thing is finding a way out of this damned place.

This heist is certainly not going that smooth, but not the worst I've dealt with.

text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

we nearly all died and conveniently just so happened to crash exactly where they were going to dump us in the first place
yeehaw

[hello, he is here to be That Guy who assumes the crash was a built-in failsafe specifically for the scenario of prisoners managing to overtake the ship.]

[fateality]

I'm not happy about it anymore than you're content to whine about, but it definitely could have been worse.

[hedonistic]

i'm just saying this was a predictable outcome
you guys really don't think they had at least one nuclear option on hand for when they realized it was all going to hell?

[fateality]

Oh, I reckon it was so. But I'd rather risk it for freedom.

I'm not a man who does well being confined.

[hedonistic]

"At Least We Tried", huh?
if we somehow don't all die in here we should ask ALASTAIR to make that our official team motto

[fateality]

"We Did Our Best, Therefore No One Can Judge Us" is probably a little long.

[hedonistic]

[That gets a laugh out of him. Perhaps his first since the heist went pear-shaped.]

that's okay
it'll be the real motto in our hearts

[fateality]

That's all that really matters, I suppose.

[digiorno]

sure, if we've got luck on our side
(we don't)

i'm not sure what the goal of it is
it's clearly part of the prison, or the trial, but it's stupid
it has nothing to do with justice it's just "can you get through a maze because if you can solve this puzzle and maybe avoid some traps or whatnot you get to go free"

or else no one gets to go free and there's an execution at the center of this maze but that would just be a waste of a maze planner's time i feel

text; un: demon cyborg

[scrap_metal]

We traded one prison for another. But that's at least a progress.

Add the "invulnerability" to the list of wall's properties.

[daimeinashi]

understanding the purpose for which we were intended to be brought here is perhaps the first step in finding our way out, however

[fateality]

Hey now. Don't say Lady Luck's turned her back on us.

People come up with all kinds of crazy punishments to get their jollies off. It doesn't have to make sense to us.

Hey, if the maze planner got paid, what's he care?

[fateality]

Sure. You go put on your thinking cap while we try to get out of this damned place.

[fateality]

Yeah? Sure, we can call it that.

I've gathered that much. No one's made a damned dent in these walls. I can't even bypass them or look past.

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

Now that is a shame.

[fateality]

Damn right.

Whoever made this place made it resilient as hell.

[fourscores]

Whatever will you do, having to walk. Terribly rude of whoever made this place.

[fateality]

Ugh, I know. I gotta use my legs like a person.

[fourscores]

Perhaps someone will take pity and carry you.

[fateality]

Jhiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

Carry me.

[fourscores]

Whisper is heavy enough.

[fateality]

Pleeeease. You have enough legs for two men as it is.

[fourscores]

You make it sound like you're short.

[fateality]

You're so damned tall sometimes I almost feel like it.

[fourscores]

I am not that tall. And you're still too heavy.

[scrap_metal]

If you have some kind of x-ray vision, the walls might be made of a material impenetrable by it.

[ hello captain obvious, that's exactly what has just been said ]

It's probably useless information unless someone can use it to identify a possible material the maze structure is made of. And then just happens to know its weakness.

Can you adjust your vision settings, maybe something unconventional can give a good reading?

text; loki.2

[mistruths]

Well done, the lot of us. ...I suppose.

[digiorno]

oh no are you superstitious
sorry
fine i take it back.

that's true, we could be at the mercy of sadists
artistic integrity? isn't there a story about that. it was daedalus i think.