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[boneafide]

[So maybe it's been a while since you've seen Everyone's Favorite Skeleton! Because it has. But don't worry, he is still here, just as loud and annoying sounding as before.]

I HAVE A FEW VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, IF EVERYONE COULD PLEASE ANSWER!

[What a way to preface this. He appears to have a notebook he's been writing in, and keeps it in his hands for the duration of this post.]

ONE! What are your favorite parts of the maze you've experienced so far!! Was it that impenetrable walls?? The laser net?? The lizards?? The less handsome and completely anti-social skeletons? Or fill in your own answer!

TWO! What would you do to improve this maze?? Lava? Cannons? More traps leading into spiked pits?? I'm thinking that last one, myself. Or, again, fill in your own answer!

Please vote with your answers!

Comments

[boneafide]

You know I'm not a juice hog!!

Also, can I have 9000 G?

[skelepun]

maybe.

whaddya need it for?

[he see u mettaton. he see you.]

[boneafide]

Mettaton said he'd give me a good answer if I paid him!

[skelepun]

pretty high markup for an opinion, pap.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Shhh. Don't blow this for me, boneman.

[skelepun]

don't think i'm the blowhard here, boss.

1/2

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

That is personal information-- what did he tell you??

1/2

[skelepun]

2/2

[skelepun]

glad you're making good use of the body ALASTAIR bought you, buddy.

[For the next few days, Sans doesn't meet Mettaton's (or Keats') eye without an awkward chuckle and hasty excuse to go be somewhere else.]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

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[ex_mettacrusher33]

HAHA! HAHAHAAHA!!! WELL! WEll well WELL!! WELL. I'm so glad you still appreciate a joke here and there!! Wonderful to play along with you still; haven't JOKED AROUND like this in a while!! TOODLES!!

[He's SOUL has left this body. He is going to lay down and die.]

[boneafide]

It's not like we can use that kind of money here, anyway! Like he said, he can't pay his way out of the maze!

[skelepun]

is this important to you, bro?

[boneafide]

You know how many puzzles Hotlands had! And the one with the tiles on the floor, when it works, it's so good! Mettaton must know all about mazes, since he's a robot, and also from Hotlands!

So, yes! Very important!!

[skelepun]

[nghhhHhhhhhHHHHH]

does he take credit?

1/2 (yes im going to keep doing this)

[boneafide]

Let me ask!!

2/2

[boneafide]

...Cash only.

[skelepun]

[yeesh.]

i've got 6000G from when i got paid last. [In his hoodie pocket, from ages ago, long before he was taken by ALASTAIR. Once he moved in with Toriel, he didn't really need money.] that work?

[boneafide]

He says that works!! Thank you, Sans!!

[skelepun]

[And the winner for maze's biggest sucker goes to Sans the skeleton.]

any time, bro. hope it helps.

come by whenever for some juice, alright?

[boneafide]

Thank you, thank you, thank you!! I'll see you soon, Sans!!

[skelepun]

[Yep. World's biggest sucker.]

[boneafide]

[And then after that little exchange with Mettaton:]

I'm ready for juice now.

[skelepun]

yeah, i saw.

i'm over at the far campfire. [See? He's waving..] got it to myself if you wanna come hang.