predomination: EXECUTE ALL INVOLVED (⚛ what would soul society do?)
your friendly neighborhood nuclear warhead ([personal profile] predomination) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-08-02 07:56 am

video; un: urahara

[The magitek isn't pointed at Urahara, but rather filming the area around him, but even if the username didn't give him away, the lilting overly exciteable terrier voice of his does.]

Good morning, everyone~

I know we're all very tired of this maze and whatever might be waiting for us once we get to the end, but it didn't feel right not to show you all this.

[The magitek shows one of the walls of the maze where an engraved bull's head stands out. Yeah.] I thought this might have been a bit of gallows humor from some of the previous inmates, but it's a reoccurring motif throughout the maze around here.

[A dry chuckle as he turns to face the camera, hatless and exhausted looking. Goddamn he misses his hat.] And if you're not up on your Greek mythology... Well, let's just say this situation could get even more frustrating. It's a shame Achilles-san has left us- perhaps he might have appreciated this in an odd sort of way.
controlling: (146)

text | un: b.w.

[personal profile] controlling 2017-08-02 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we taking bets on what this version will be like?
pummelling: (02)

video; un: white_lotus

[personal profile] pummelling 2017-08-02 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ALL OF YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING EVENTUALLY]

Guess there's nothing to it but to take the bull by the horns.
headlining: (wow my keywords are dumb)

voice | un: unknownrealms

[personal profile] headlining 2017-08-02 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[A chuckle.]

Where's a spool of thread when you need one?
banded: (dog food is full of beef.)

video; un: scottmccall

[personal profile] banded 2017-08-02 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not surprised, though I guess I can't say that I'm not a little curious about the bull inspiration. Are Greek myths that well known across the multiverse? [Scott isn't really the intellectual type, but he's trying. This is him trying. Plus, his life basically demanded that he buff up on this stuff.]

Do you know if anyone's tried to turn back the way we've come? That might be a bigger problem.

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-08-02 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[In the background of Keats' call comes the distraught groan of a dying man who has been hearing nothing but mythology jokes for the past week.

Urahara, why.

Look what you've done.

He's dying, Urahara.

Oh well. Continue without him.]
headlining: (screams from the haters)

[personal profile] headlining 2017-08-02 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clearly shouted over his shoulder:] IT'S A GOOD STORY, METTATON!
grunehexe: (quiet)

video | un; sieglindesullivan

[personal profile] grunehexe 2017-08-02 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
An odd sort.

[The reminder of Achilles is a painful one- but she knows what happens when she lets herself linger even a moment on such things. Even a second.]

Do they mean to tell us that even in the far reaches of another world we still might encounter such a beast?
fateality: (harumph)

audio; un: cardmaster

[personal profile] fateality 2017-08-02 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, I feel like I'm missin' something. What's a minotaur gotta do with mazes?

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-08-02 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[A giant gray arrow appears into the sky somewhere over the maze. It's accompanied by the words:

FREE NERD FOR MINOTAURS
ABSOLUTELY FREE
PLEASE TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME
]
headlining: (with my own thoughts)

[personal profile] headlining 2017-08-02 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Another gray arrow appears near it, with even bigger gray words proclaiming:]

I HEARD THAT ROBOTS
ARE GOOD DEFENSE AGAINST
POSSIBLE MINOTAUR THREATS!
GET YOUR FREE ROBOT TODAY RIGHT HERE!

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-08-02 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I HEARD THAT NERD FLESH
IS BETTER FOR HEALTHY MINOTAUR FUR
AS A NERD'S NATURAL GREASINESS ABSORBS AND HIGHLIGHTS THEIR BEAUTIFUL COATS
100% FREE! WE CAN'T GIVE THIS NERD AWAY!!
Edited 2017-08-02 19:04 (UTC)
trueborn: (facepalm.)

NOT HERE.

[personal profile] trueborn 2017-08-02 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
ofobedience: please do no take (Default)

audio; un:hound

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-08-02 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Frustrating? Oh, I don't know. It could be fun. I'm a little bored of the lizards.
headlining: (screams from the haters)

[personal profile] headlining 2017-08-02 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING GREASY

ANYWAYS THIS ROBOT WILL BE YOUR SHIELD
FOR ALL MINOTAUR ATTACKS
THE SHINY EXTERIOR WILL INSTANTLY DRAW THE MINOTAUR'S EYE
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS FREE DEAL!
Edited 2017-08-02 19:08 (UTC)
trueborn: (backbreaking.)

AUDIO ( NN ).

[personal profile] trueborn 2017-08-02 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What could this be truly, but another beast to be felled?

[ /arrogance. ]

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-08-02 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE OUT HERE. MUST BE YOU, GREASEBALL.
EVER HEARD OF A POND?

YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS!
LOCAL NERD FRESH FOR THE PICKING
JUST FOR MINOTAURS!
GOES DOWN QUICK AND EASY THANKS TO ALL THAT GREASE
MAKE SURE TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF TO QUICKLY ENTHRALL HIM
WITH YOUR DORKY HISTORY
headlining: (doin' something mean to it)

[personal profile] headlining 2017-08-02 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU CONFUSING THE GREASEBALL WITH YOURSELF I WONDER

IF THE MINOTAUR SWALLOWS THIS HIGHLY ANNOYING ROBOT
IT WILL INSTANTLY DIE
SINCE IT'S METAL AND ALL
JUST KILL THAT MINOTAUR FROM THE INSIDE

SERIOUSLY THOUGH JUST TAKE HIM, PLEASE

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-08-02 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
ROBOTS CAN'T EVEN GET GREASY
THIS IS AMATEUR WORK!
GO BACK TO SPINNING SIGNS ON THE STREET CORNER,
YOU PIMPLE-FACED, FRESHLY-FIRED-FROM-THE-LIBRARY JERK!

FREE NERD FOR MINOTAURS!
OR ANYONE
FREE TO A GOOD AFTERSCHOOL BOOK CLUB
Edited 2017-08-02 19:30 (UTC)
headlining: (the clock's tickin')

[personal profile] headlining 2017-08-02 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY CAN GET OILY, SAME DIFFERENCE
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK MAKING TOAST
YOU NARCISSISTIC TOASTER OVEN

ALSO AN AFTERSCHOOL BOOK CLUB DOESN'T SOUND BAD BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT

FREE ROBOT TO ANYONE EVER, I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL
Edited 2017-08-02 19:33 (UTC)

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-08-02 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[...honestly, this probably goes back and forth far into the night. Just a constant stream of passive-aggressive fireworks with Mettaton loudly unable to stop laughing in the background.

See what you did, Urahara? This one's on you.]
headlining: (i just count the hours)

[personal profile] headlining 2017-08-02 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[don't let nerds be nerds: the moral of this story]
pummelling: by <user name=buttadventure site=plurk.com>, dns (89)

not here either

[personal profile] pummelling 2017-08-02 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[listen punk]
flashbanging: catch a soul like mine (law man can't)

audio; un: mccree

[personal profile] flashbanging 2017-08-02 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. Wishin' I'd paid more attention in school right about now.

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