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futurology2017-08-02 07:56 am
predomination) wrote in futurology2017-08-02 07:56 am
video; un: urahara
[The magitek isn't pointed at Urahara, but rather filming the area around him, but even if the username didn't give him away, the lilting overly exciteable terrier voice of his does.]
Good morning, everyone~
I know we're all very tired of this maze and whatever might be waiting for us once we get to the end, but it didn't feel right not to show you all this.
[The magitek shows one of the walls of the maze where an engraved bull's head stands out. Yeah.] I thought this might have been a bit of gallows humor from some of the previous inmates, but it's a reoccurring motif throughout the maze around here.
[A dry chuckle as he turns to face the camera, hatless and exhausted looking. Goddamn he misses his hat.] And if you're not up on your Greek mythology... Well, let's just say this situation could get even more frustrating. It's a shame Achilles-san has left us- perhaps he might have appreciated this in an odd sort of way.
Good morning, everyone~
I know we're all very tired of this maze and whatever might be waiting for us once we get to the end, but it didn't feel right not to show you all this.
[The magitek shows one of the walls of the maze where an engraved bull's head stands out. Yeah.] I thought this might have been a bit of gallows humor from some of the previous inmates, but it's a reoccurring motif throughout the maze around here.
[A dry chuckle as he turns to face the camera, hatless and exhausted looking. Goddamn he misses his hat.] And if you're not up on your Greek mythology... Well, let's just say this situation could get even more frustrating. It's a shame Achilles-san has left us- perhaps he might have appreciated this in an odd sort of way.
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EVER HEARD OF A POND?
YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS!
LOCAL NERD FRESH FOR THE PICKING
JUST FOR MINOTAURS!
GOES DOWN QUICK AND EASY THANKS TO ALL THAT GREASE
MAKE SURE TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF TO QUICKLY ENTHRALL HIM
WITH YOUR DORKY HISTORY
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IF THE MINOTAUR SWALLOWS THIS HIGHLY ANNOYING ROBOT
IT WILL INSTANTLY DIE
SINCE IT'S METAL AND ALL
JUST KILL THAT MINOTAUR FROM THE INSIDE
SERIOUSLY THOUGH JUST TAKE HIM, PLEASE
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THIS IS AMATEUR WORK!
GO BACK TO SPINNING SIGNS ON THE STREET CORNER,
YOU PIMPLE-FACED, FRESHLY-FIRED-FROM-THE-LIBRARY JERK!
FREE NERD FOR MINOTAURS!
OR ANYONE
FREE TO A GOOD AFTERSCHOOL BOOK CLUB
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK MAKING TOAST
YOU NARCISSISTIC TOASTER OVEN
ALSO AN AFTERSCHOOL BOOK CLUB DOESN'T SOUND BAD BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT
FREE ROBOT TO ANYONE EVER, I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL
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See what you did, Urahara? This one's on you.]
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