video; un: steelsamayarai

[pummelling]

[The camera clicks on to Maya waving wildly in the halls of Oska. Jin is also in the room, standing… awkwardly off to the side, having clearly been strong armed into all this mess by the camera woman herself]

Hey guys! Especially new people! Jin and I are gonna do a virtual tour of Oska so you guys know where everything is!

[jin gives a half-hearted wave to the camera, he was trying to go to the library maya please let him live?????]

So here’s a door, and here’s a wall, and here’s--

[The camera tilts around, showing-- a ladder propped up against a wall, and she’s immediately distracted]

Hey, it’s a ladder!

[Jin, just visible in the background of the shot, turns to the camera with an eyebrow raised]

Actually, Maya, that looks more like a stepladder than a ladder.

[Maya’s been through this song and dance, so she just puffs out her cheeks a little bit!] So? What’s the difference? You need to stop judging things based off of narrow-minded cultural assumptions!

What’s so narrow-minded about it? There are clearly steps on it. It’s a stepladder. There’s a difference.

[oh no the ladder discourse] I’m telling you, it’s the same thing! Don’t get weird about this!! [like Phoenix did smh]

You’re the one who’s getting weird about this, they’re not the same! [does he actually care this much? Is he just arguing to prove a point? ARE THEY BOTH JUST TRYING TO PROVE A POINT………]

[Maya puffs her cheeks out like an angry hamster. Obviously, this is going to get them nowhere. She has to defeat him another way--]

You! Hey, you! [She points at the camera, yeah, she mean you, bub] What do you think it is?

[And thus the discourse begins… Is your character Team Ladder, or Team Stepladder?]

Comments

[pummelling]

Those were basic facts, Maya. Maybe you're the one enacting your cultural assumptions upon these ladders.

[feytality]

no way! that's YOU, acting like a ladder isn't good enough on its own

that it HAS to be a stepladder

let them live! LET THEM BE LADDERS like they were meant to be!

[why are they texting when they're standing right next to each other.]

[fucking millenials]

[pummelling]

[MILLENIALS HAVE RUINED SPEAKING FACE TO FACE]

gods above, MAYA

A stepladder can be a ladder but sometimes it rises ABOVE being just a ladder, ok? They're the same but they are NOT the same!! A ladder and a stepladder have vital character defining differences, like one of them NOT needing to lean against a wall!

[feytality]

so basically what you're saying is that it's ladder

[pummelling]

[Jin stops responding to her here because he's chasing her around a hallway for that quip tbh HOPE YOU LIKE NOOGIES MAYA]

[feytality]

[there's just vague shrieking in the background of the video because Maya is running around flapping her arms and trying to avoid him]

[he can catch up to her pretty easily though]

--Hey! Let's focus on the tour!

[pummelling]

Not-- [hA H A Ha ha totally screwing up her bun like the good bro he is] --'till you see that I'm right, Maya!

[feytality]

Hey! This is cheating! [HUFFS AND SQUIRMS FUTILELY but she's no match for the bara] Leave my hair out of this!

[somebody sure doesn't like a taste of her own medicine, re: bullying]

[controlling]

+1

[pummelling]

[he shouldnt have been taught emojis]

😌👌

[feytality]

-1!!!!!