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It has come to my attention that some of you are weak.

[Audentes, you've probably not been able to overlook... the centaur lady in your midst, but enjoy her rare and potentially very rude network appearance that... by all appearances is being filmed in the Oska stables.]

Should you wish to be wise and correct this failing on your part, I am willing to instruct in archery those who show promise.

But do not mistake this offer for kindness. I am not a gentle teacher.

That is all.

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Weak is a little broad.

[ he doesn't seem to really care about the whole horse thing. ]

[a......h....]

'Least you're direct about it. [she's not wrong, but harsh much???]

Edited 2017-08-25 16:37 (UTC)

[ Laugh. ]

How generous.

A bow is not the only weapon that can kill.

[ Was the point of this to kill, who knows, but it sure is now. ]

I don't think anyone could mistake anything you do for kindness jsyk

[Asher looks reluctant on his end. He is not archer, aim is not his thing, but he appreciates the offer all the same.

Somewhat.]

Are you really sure you wanna do this?

Edited 2017-08-25 17:30 (UTC)

Pop quiz question, beautiful!

"Is everyone in an army expected to know how to battle?"

I'm not weak. [Hopefully she recognizes that by now.]

But I don't know how to use a bow. I'll take some lessons.

[ he had no idea this was happening ]

I believe some members of this team are civilians, Hayame. Ill-equipped for battle, but as important to us as artisans and legislators.

[ CAN WE DIFFUSE THIS SITUATION FAST ]

[He had something to say, but he's been overcome by laughter.

Give him a moment, this is hilarious.]

--Oh! I wanna learn! I wanna learn how to shoot stuff! [Maya don't answer to being called weak and a burden on the network..........]

But I don't have a bow or anything. Do you have an extra?

Edited 2017-08-25 23:18 (UTC)

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if you have need for bows and arrows, I'm willing to make them.

( he doesn't need archery lessons thanks to his aimbot. )

[...Okay, he's not getting the best downward angle to judge (and boy, he didn't go into this expecting to want one) but he's pretty sure this lady has horse legs. That is to say, she has the legs of a horse. From what he can tell.

Uh. That's...interesting.]

I've only ever used firearms before. [—Is what he says after some debate.] But I'd be open to learning how to use a bow. Very much so.

Well, some of us also don't have a moment when someone heals them.

What if we already know how to fight, but wanna know how to do archery anyway?

[cause he commissioned that bow from Koltira just for fun before leramzen aND THEN THEY WENT TO PRISON/DEATHMAZE FOR A MONTH AND A HALF so he's not. gotten the chance to test it out :V]

[ Weak? Oh, come on, he didn't suck that much in the last mission. He did stuff. Lots of stuff. ]

Archery's a little old-fashioned, isn't it? Wouldn't gun practice be more useful?

[ Oh hey, it's the pretty Spiracorn lady! He's waving eagerly to her now. ]

Woah, archery?! You can do that?! I'm a pretty good shot with a gun but I totally wanna try it out!!

[ This is so vintage. ]

How are you gonna teach!? You got a training spot, Miss?!

It's been a while since I last used a bow. I wouldn't mind brushing up on it.

[Because shooting at things, even inanimate things, might make him feel better?]

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