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[personal profile] moneyballer
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[personal profile] kisha
It seems this world is similar to my own.

I will take your questions, before one of you ends up causing an incident.

If you plan to actually attempt to blend in here... find me. You will need far more than just words to guide you.

[No offense, but she's seen how some of you act... and some of your dressing attempts.

Though her attempt at offering to help maybe isn't that much better.]
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[personal profile] kisha
It has come to my attention that some of you are weak.

[Audentes, you've probably not been able to overlook... the centaur lady in your midst, but enjoy her rare and potentially very rude network appearance that... by all appearances is being filmed in the Oska stables.]

Should you wish to be wise and correct this failing on your part, I am willing to instruct in archery those who show promise.

But do not mistake this offer for kindness. I am not a gentle teacher.

That is all.
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[personal profile] trueborn
-- one moment, my lord.

[ The feed connects, and immediately reveals a number of dark, slightly-damp arrows that outline what appears to be just one more stray passage through the interior of the maze. Alongside the opening, the cooling body of something large and bestial. In frame is Ninurrta, which means Hayame must be holding the magitech. ]

Now? Oh. Everyone, Hayame and I have located the way through to the next ring of this place.

It is located in section four, near to a large lake. We have, um. Marked the path to the best of our ability.


[ By the mess on his hands, as the camera pans over him - capturing the lake in frame, before returning to the passageway in question - they've marked it with "paint". ew. ]

We do not know what lies ahead, nor will we be responsible for your lives.

So cool...

[ Judging that to be enough, Hayame lowers the magitech- but it's still filming the floor and her equine forelegs as she rustles in her pouch for something, voice muffled by the extraneous noise. ]

Please, use this to cleanse yourself, my lord. The beast's filth will contaminate you-

[ Please get magitech lessons. ]

Nn- it's fi- HaYAME -- !

( OOC - Haymaker and Neeners have located the entrance to the next layer of the maze!

The log for this is going live on the 22nd, so replies on this will be slightly delayed because of timezones and the mod calendar, yo. )