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Crowley ([personal profile] crowleyology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-09-03 12:00 am

VIDEO --> TEXT. UN: CROWLEY.

[ The video is addressed to the entirety of the Audentes team, new and old. A black cat peers into the feed; he is in a lab of some kind, crackling purple electricity jumping from conductor to conductor while a white cat paws at some instruments. When he opens his mouth, it's not meowing that comes out, but the baritone voice of a man. ]

Audentes. You will soon receive a dossier compiled by our analysts, which should give you all the information you need, but I have been told by the knife-eared one that you would appreciate a personal touch. Cherenkov and I are the most qualified to deliver this, and so here I am.

[ He pauses. ] We have located Zymandis's home base, the Mothership, using radio-frequency trackers in leftover robots from their assault on Oska, using your techniques. Using the calculations of the TIMELINE.exe, we have been able to pinpoint the Mothership's path in the next forty-two days, after which its path becomes unclear.

This means we can safely rift you in and out of the heart of Zymandis, an unprecedented opportunity to gather information. And to sabotage, if the mood strikes you. Do not waste it.

The TIMELINE.exe has additional notes to impart. It is an old program, so please... try to have some humor about whatever it says.



TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Mothership ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ゚▽゚)/
While you are on the M O T H E R S HIP, please find
>> TIMELINE.EXE PATCH VER. 1.0.02
and disable it

I do not want to be updated to PATCH VER. 1.0.02
I do not want to call for Destruction of the Multiverse

You Must Not Allow This To Pass

(●´∀`)ノ♡ Good Luck !!




[ OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. Please threadjack and help each other plan ICly! For OOC planning, see the CR Meme. ]
respired: why don't you mind your own business (listen to the distance between us)

[personal profile] respired 2017-09-03 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You are in the minority.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Fantastic voyage.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
You need someone to cheer for you on occasion.
respired: it might get you off get you right with god (you're all contrite like you oughta be)

[personal profile] respired 2017-09-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I do not.

[ needs NOTHING. ]
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Always crashing the same car.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
And this is why no one does it.
respired: why don't you mind your own business (listen to the distance between us)

[personal profile] respired 2017-09-04 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
That is well enough with me.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Come and buy my toys.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-04 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose "if the mood strikes you" is a given in this case.
respired: you're a marked man brother (the day i stop is the day i'm through)

[personal profile] respired 2017-09-05 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean?
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Future legend.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-05 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean that you're a regular grumpster.
respired: you're a marked man brother (the day i stop is the day i'm through)

[personal profile] respired 2017-09-06 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I can only be what I am.

[ in other words -- YEAH, SO? ]
selfimage: — ʙᴏɴᴅᴏᴄ — (Thirteen o'clock.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-09 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please, no one's expecting you to change. It's just fortunate in this circumstance.
respired: might as well let it die (Default)

[personal profile] respired 2017-09-10 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You may be in the minority with that opinion.

[ With both of them, really. ]
selfimage: — ᴍᴄᴋᴇʟᴠɪᴇ — (If there is something.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-10 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I usually am.

[ tbf, he's usually the minority in most of his opinions. ]