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Crowley ([personal profile] crowleyology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-09-03 12:00 am

VIDEO --> TEXT. UN: CROWLEY.

[ The video is addressed to the entirety of the Audentes team, new and old. A black cat peers into the feed; he is in a lab of some kind, crackling purple electricity jumping from conductor to conductor while a white cat paws at some instruments. When he opens his mouth, it's not meowing that comes out, but the baritone voice of a man. ]

Audentes. You will soon receive a dossier compiled by our analysts, which should give you all the information you need, but I have been told by the knife-eared one that you would appreciate a personal touch. Cherenkov and I are the most qualified to deliver this, and so here I am.

[ He pauses. ] We have located Zymandis's home base, the Mothership, using radio-frequency trackers in leftover robots from their assault on Oska, using your techniques. Using the calculations of the TIMELINE.exe, we have been able to pinpoint the Mothership's path in the next forty-two days, after which its path becomes unclear.

This means we can safely rift you in and out of the heart of Zymandis, an unprecedented opportunity to gather information. And to sabotage, if the mood strikes you. Do not waste it.

The TIMELINE.exe has additional notes to impart. It is an old program, so please... try to have some humor about whatever it says.



TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Mothership ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ゚▽゚)/
While you are on the M O T H E R S HIP, please find
>> TIMELINE.EXE PATCH VER. 1.0.02
and disable it

I do not want to be updated to PATCH VER. 1.0.02
I do not want to call for Destruction of the Multiverse

You Must Not Allow This To Pass

(●´∀`)ノ♡ Good Luck !!




[ OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. Please threadjack and help each other plan ICly! For OOC planning, see the CR Meme. ]
controlling: (146)

[personal profile] controlling 2017-09-05 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, please don't burn the castle down, no movies over a PG-13 rating and, in the event of an emergency, call Superman.
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[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-05 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Who the Hel is Superman?
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[personal profile] controlling 2017-09-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say that too loud. My city might take you on as its patron saint and then where will we be.

[ loki in gotham is, quite frankly, a terrifying thought. ]
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[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-06 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Patron saint? Patron god.

[ imagine.


imagine Loki in Gotham.
]
Edited 2017-09-06 22:41 (UTC)
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[personal profile] controlling 2017-09-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i'm trying and it defies understanding. ]

My mistake. Patron god, of course.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Let's dance.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2017-09-09 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Patron god of all the criminals and liars, chaos and hope.

That sounds better.
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[personal profile] controlling 2017-09-09 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope has been scarce lately. Might do some good.